klance wedding headcanons
alright so a bunch of you asked for some klance wedding headcanons in response to the shallura wedding post and ho boy i am here to deliver
(shoutout to @leg-defender again for idea bouncing with me!)
first off, the wedding is Big. because Lance’s family is HUGE and they gotta be involved in e v e r y t h i n g. they’re basically orchestrating the whole shebang along with the rest of the voltron crew.
Lance’s family does a shitton of research on Korean weddings because they want to include traditions from Keith’s culture as well as Lance’s.
An entire twenty-four hour day is spent with the whole team on computers, at libraries, calling old Korean friends and sending Shiro out to be the honorary diplomat. by the end of the day they could probably run their own program on the history channel.
Hunk, Lance’s mother, grandmother, and anyone else with even a fingernail of cooking talent are all on the Food Squad together because let’s be honest there is a lot of food to be made.
nobody knows what kind of food Keith likes and they can’t ask Lance because it’s supposed to be a surprise so they have to send Pidge out for reconnaissance
Pidge has no idea how to navigate the situation and ends up trying to ask Keith what his favorite restaurant is in hopes of getting somewhere
his favorite restaurant is the Pizza Hut down the street
Pidge gives up and just tells everyone he likes traditional Korean food (which he does)
The “Bachelor Party” is just the whole original voltron crew having a fun night out of the town
Keith beats Lance in just about every game they play
minus the first person shooters and dance dance revolution
nobody beats Lance at dance dance revolution
Hunk is pretty much Lance’s Maid of Honor, Shiro is Keith’s
Almost every single one of Lance’s siblings is a Bridesmaid/Groomsman
Keith doesn’t really have a lot of people to be his Groomsmen so Lance’s siblings take the position for his side too
They literally fight over who gets to be a Groomsman for Keith they all want to do it so bad
it makes Keith cry bc he never thought he’d be part of a big family like this and it just makes him Really Fucking Happy
Keith is kind of a fashion disaster and doesn’t know how to pick out what to wear so Lance’s five sisters immediately adopt him.
they spend the whole day shopping together
Lance has never seen someone get along with all of his sisters so well in his entire life
it’s actually a little freaky how well
For the wedding Keith has his nails painted blue and Lance has his painted red
Lance’s little cousins do it for them so it’s kind of sloppy but it’s insanely fucking cute
Allura and Lance’s mom are the Decorating Dream Team
the whole venue looks like it just came off of a goddamn pintest board
Allura has added some more questionable decorations but what can you do
“Are those… goldfish bowls?” “Yes.” “Ok.”
Coran along with Lance’s like 98 year old great-grandmother are the ones who marry them
they both demanded to have the position so they had to share it
at first they didn’t get along so well but now they are best buddies for some odd reason
no one knows why they get along but they do so nobody’s complaining
Lance starts bawling like three words into his vows
he can’t help it Ok it’s a Very Emotional Moment
the whole thing is rly sweet though because Keith just smiles Super Fucking Wide and wipes away his tears. Everyone’s heart in a 300 mile radius melts. If you weren’t crying before you sure as hell are now.
They kiss for Way Too Long during the ceremony. Pidge has to not-so-subtly kick Lance in the ankle and remind them not to suffocate eachother.
Lance is so getting Pidge later for that.
he never actually gets Pidge later for that.
The reception is really just One Huge Fun Dance Party
basically everyone is drunk but in the best way possible
Lance forces Keith to come on stage with him and sing
except Lance chooses a song in Spanish and Keith has n o i d e a what he’s doing
the only part of the song Keith gets is this really slow line when he looks Lance right in the eyes and says “Besame, te amo”
he forgets how to speak spanish altogether and just starts sputtering random words that translate to things like “my entire bathtub is green” and the spanish rendition of the happy birthday song
They all unanimously decide to eat the cake before dinner.
They wish they had an excuse for breaking out the cake before dinner but they don’t. The just really want to see the cake Hunk has been bragging about making for weeks.
the cake is so beautiful Lance starts crying again
honestly nobody can really blame him is is one hell of a cake
Shiro’s toast speech is like 10 minutes of roasting Keith and Lance for all the dumb shit they’ve done over the years
“I remember when you two had a contest to see who could eat more cheese logs–”
“Or the time when you both hung upside down so long you passed out and we had to take you to the ER—”
“And there was The Poison Ivy Incident last March–”
“Oh don’t even get me started on the Slip ‘N Slide race—”
“Shiro… Please…. Let Us Live………”
alas 20 minutes into the actual dinner a Huge food fight breaks out
Everybody participates. Nobody is spared.
Food is e v e r y w h e r e but honestly who cares they’re having a blast.
There is a running debate to this day over how it started
“Keith started it! With the potatoes!”
“I did not, it was all Lance and his stupid carrots!”
“Allura is the one who launched the peas,”
“Excuse me?! Shiro dumped the fruit punch”
“Only after Hunk threw the rice cakes!”
“Oh no don’t you drag me in to this–”
In conclusion, it’s absolute Chaos but it’s the most fun, exciting, Lance-and-Keith-like wedding anybody’s been to in like a million years and nobody leaves without a smile on their face and one hell of a story to tell.
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