Welcome to my womb

You're in the belly of the beast Love and your ego rest in peace And the weird little you will hopefully give me something to eat? Relationship status: single ((slightly crack Kuroha/Dark Konoha rp blog))

[kurohaze]

fucking great.

I didn't even know this girl but I've started crying because I've been reminded of one of my very first partners on this blog who left a suicide message and never came back because same fandom and everything. I'm now imagining if someone had hacked her account and oh gosh-

I hadn't cried before because it wasn't confirmed if she did go through with it or if she just abandoned the blog but now igfiodpbsdogifd

[ask-fricking-kuroha]

Dammit

"Ayano is not letting me leave!"

[kurohaze]

*rescues twin from the haze*

[ask-fricking-kuroha]

"Thank you, now shall we go find some gang kids?"

[kurohaze]

*shoots*

"I was just making sure you didn't escape on your own. The less snakes, the more fun for me."

[ask-fricking-kuroha]

Dammit

"Ayano is not letting me leave!"

[kurohaze]

*rescues twin from the haze*

[fox-eyed-deceiver]

*stab* No need to wake you up now~!

[Was never sleeping in the bed] Nice try~

[kurohaze]

*stabs anyway*

[kurohaze]

Guys, if anybody is uncomfortable with Kuroha coming into your asks - because you know exactly the sorts of things I'll be sending when I've calmed down a bit - please tell me. I normally wouldn't put this up but given what I just found out about Marry mun...

[kurohaze]

Holy shit.

I didn't know this girl properly and I wasn't even following her blog but crap who the fuck is using her account. If it's true that one of the role-players here died and someone is now using her account as some sick joke...I don't even know what to say other than how fucking dare you.

Oh hell I have no idea how she died but please please let it have been peacefully and if she's watching over her friends on here I beg that she does not find out what's going on.

Like I said, I didn't know this girl but from the way people are talking about her, it really does sound like it should not have been her time. I'm praying that God watch over her now and I ask that any other religious people do the same. I imagine those that knew her already did.

[routenull]

Angsty Ask Sentences (August 15th Edition)

You probably forgot about them already.

Do you even care that they’re gone?

You have no right to cry that they’re gone after what you did to them.

Since when did you ever care about their well being?

You don’t deserve to live a single second not thinking about how much chaos you caused.

Crying won’t bring them back.

Are you even sorry?

[kiseki-ace]

someone needs to give kuroha a snickers so he can cALM THE FUCK DOWN

[kurohaze]

*dips snickers in blood*

Tasty

[brckxn-blog]

*casually hands him a pair of scissors*

                    「 i can get them myself, you know. 」

[kurohaze]

He's waiting.

[kurohaze]

Let the hunt begin

[shxmais-blog-blog]

"…Are you really doing this right now?" Kido said. 

[kurohaze]

Bang.

"My finger slipped."

[askthenegimamonsters]

"Hey. You know what would be fun?" Naturally he handed Konoha a gun.

The albino looked down at the gun in his hand, then back at the one who gave it to him. “…What’s this for?”

[kurohaze]

"I overheard you asking where babies come from. Here, I'll explain."

Kuroha pulled out his own gun and aimed it at Konoha's head. "You aim it like this, pointing it where I'm pointing it on you. Then you pull the trigger - see where my finger is?" He mimicked the action, but did not fire the weapon.

"And then the person falls! But don't worry; they'll be fine. In a couple of hours they'll wake up with a baby in their arms! And whilst their asleep, you can go and give other people babies! I think you should go and try it on your friends - I'm pretty sure I heard them saying they wanted kids!"

[shxmais-blog-blog]

"Do you think I’m stupid?!" Kido said. 

[kurohaze]

"L-Leader...Wh-"

"..."

"Okay this isn't my style. And I can't wait till tomorrow."

And thus he pulled out a gun.

"Really can't wait."

[shxmais-blog-blog]

"August 15th is coming. Stay safe and stay inside."

[kurohaze]

*puts on a white wig*

"Yes. I'll stay...Inside. August 15th bad. I'll stay with you..."

[kurohaze]

OutOfDeadKids: Can I just say I literally came online to kill everyone

[kurohaze]

Happy jumping, "One more day!"

"Ah, but the festivities have already began~!"

And thus came a large HONK from a truck. We're not quite sure how Kuroha got his hand on it. We probably don't want to know.

[andaeguul-deactivated20150907]

*stabs with scissors*

hOW DARE YOU DID THIS TO ME AUGUST 15TH EVEN HAVEN’T START HERE GDI KUROHA CALM DOWN THE SHOW CAN’T START WITHOUT THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE GDI

[kurohaze]

OKAY  DON'T YELL AT ME I WAS HAVING FUN RUNNING OVER THE SHOTA SINCE HE CAN DIE ON THE 14TH I GOT CARRIED AWAY CAN YOU BLAME A GUY?

I came out to murder some children and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.