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[haru-desune]

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[weezley]

Omfg

[may-apple]

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

[nixhil]

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

[yinyangdreamer]

Rebloging for reasons!

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[am1na1992]

my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

[beggars-opera]

The sophomore year of life

[theinturnetexplorer]

[afternwn]

son

[rewatchingpokemon]

[gifsboom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: T-Rex Destroys ‘American Ninja Warrior’ Course

[korino21]

WTF?!

[onceiwashere]

tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life

me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice

[stvr-gvzr-deactivated20150802]

my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way. 

[onceiwashere]

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

[cryobaby-deactivated20170227]

when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else

[apbajs]

[ultrafacts]

[ultrafacts]

Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog (Source)

[ask-midnight-whisper]

bill gates, a real life hero

[reblogger-ocelot-deactivated202]

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

[claimed-clams]

Treeson

[mcrauders]

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

[mcrauders]

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

[tomdaleyshipthrust-blog]

[dongqu33n-blog]

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

[niknak79]

[the-bigredmachine-deactivated20]

True Hollywood Stories

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

Smh

[jhnnytsnmi-deactivated20190306]

Wow

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Omg really

[kacysimplylove-deactivated20180]

Are you kidding me ???

[bigboykings]

Childhood ruined

[plasticcflower]

Are you guys serious… U really think … I don’t know what to say

[systm32]

lol

[aberrantkenosis]

holy shit i cannot handle how stupid people on this site are

[fluffmugger]

THIS is Leo filming the MGM Logo:

You may note the lack of IV. And the lack of an MRI bench.  And the lack of a fucking modern woman in goddamn jeans with heeled boots

Why?

BECAUSE THE CURRENT FUCKING MGM ROARING LION LOGO WAS  FILMED IN FUCKING 1957 YOU STUPID BASTARDS

[moeranda]

Bless the last blogger. 

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

I’m cryingggg l

[deadpoolsheik]