My good dude how do you even have space in your head for all these headcanons
the secret is to not study so you can use that brain real estate on memes
lance: “guns are about finesse. you have to be patient and ready to take the shot at the perfect time and-”
hunk, holding down the trigger on his cannon: “what’s a weapons accuracy”
matt has been losing to pidge in arm wrestling since she was nine
“be the person bii boh bi believes you can be”
pidge: “hey does anyone else think that coran might be acting a little… off with these voltron shows” allura: “mmm… no this is all within the normal range of Coran Behavior”
after the food fight shiro spent two hours cleaning goo out of his arm
hunk lowkey thinks keith doesn’t like hugs
i mean he’s like the Cool Guy right? Cool Guys don’t do hugs
(*lance voice* “what?? i like hugs and i’m totally cool-”)
but anyway keith likes hugs just fine hunk don’t worry
keith: “what do you mean ‘no’? lance: “i mean no. you wanna hear it in spanish? no”
