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aestheticdaydreaming

This is Suits Studio, a tailoring company specializing in women’s suits.

We specialize in suits, but we’re not dressing men.

maneth985

I’m ALL FOR THIS

anais-ninja-bitch

HERE. FOR. IT.

this-too-too-sullied-flesh

yes i am here for naked faceless men as background scenery

bemusedlybespectacled

@men who are all like “video games and comics are objectifying because the men are strong and muscular!”

no

this is what objectification looks like

not having a face. not being important. just a good looking collection of body parts.

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P R O F E S S I O N A L S .

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lesbianshepard

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

thecringeandwincefactory-deacti

Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.

Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.

Some examples:

Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness.

I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like,

A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.

Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it.

I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase.

Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.

workfornow

This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”

Plus it’s hilarious.

cloudfreed

I love ancient art history !!!!!

clockshunddachshund

@lowercasetrashwriter

scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat

Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says “There’s a lot of private parts in here but we’re dedicated to displaying history so we won’t censor these. Enter at your own risk” or something. It’s prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.

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Maybe I’m barn with it, maybe it’s Neigh-balline. 🐴

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猫

flip56000

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

do you still cam?

No it’s been quite a while since I’ve been on cam

getrealgetrightbysufjanstevens

Honestly the shaming of girls for having “boring missionary sex” or whatever is so messy… girls are constantly pressured into doing things they don’t want to by virtue of tastes shifting to more ‘kinky’ due to a disgustingly pornified culture and there’s nothing wrong at all with wanting sex with someone to be just about intimacy and closeness…

organizedfresh

Reblog forever. Destroy the idea that wanting sex that is primarily about intimacy, love, trust and respect is “vanilla” and therefore boring. Destroy the idea that participating in dangerous and degrading sex makes you more ‘interesting’ ‘evolved’ or ‘sexy’.

phallicshaped

im lov boys..

phallicshaped

Boy moans?? Fuck???

purplegfdgirl

Boy legs?? Fuck??? n their thighs? fuck!

softsunboys

Boys hips! Grab em!

purplegfdgirl

Boy tums that maybe have fuzzy lil happy trails or are just fuzzy in general??? Fukkin smooch em!! Boys who don’t have a lot of body hair? Smooch em too!