‘ you missed world hist. i thought you were dead in a ditch. ’
‘ i thought you were dead in a ditch. ’
‘ come on, man. ’
‘ where are you? ’
‘ we’re meant to look pretty for her. ’
‘ did you find anything? ’
‘ you’re dripping gas on your pants, geezer. ’
‘ how did you know it was there? ’
‘ coincidence? i think not. ’
‘ holy grail, finally. ’
‘ hey, don’t stop & help or anything. ’
‘ you’ve got quite the guy here. ’
‘ you’ll have a great night with him & then some other girl can have a great night with him tomorrow. ’
‘ need some more alone time? ’
‘ i’ll never forgive you. ’
‘ i want to quit. ’
‘ i don’t know what i want. i don’t know what the hell i am. ’
‘ i don’t know what i want. ’
‘ i don’t know what the hell i am. ’
‘ i couldn’t dream. ’
‘ i promised you it wouldn’t happen again. ’
‘ pot calling the kettle black. ’
‘ you’re just jealous cause you didn’t find one, too. ’
‘ get used to some turbulence, you little bastard. ’
‘ you’re creepy as hell back there. ’
‘ some people don’t take losing very well. ’
‘ you know what they say about men with large bags. ’
‘ you know what they say about men with large bags, ostendes tuum et ostendam meus? ’
‘ it makes you look like a loser. ’
‘ tell me something true first. ’
‘ anybody with a pulse has doubts. ’
‘ anybody alive has argued with their brother or their father. ’
‘ tell me something no one else can tell me. ’
‘ don’t toss a playing card at me & spoon feed me some jungian bullshit. ’
‘ tell me something specific. ’
‘ i’m waiting in the car. ’
‘ i thought we were clear on what a closed door meant. ’
‘ hey, man. stay out of my room. ’
‘ she was just full of shit. ’
‘ she’s one of those chicks who gets inside your head & fucks around with parts. ’
‘ she said it because she knew it would cause problems. ’
‘ what’s going on with your face, by the way? ’
‘ dude, you aren’t really going to do that beard thing, are you? i thought you were joking. ’
‘ just stop. you look mangy. ’
‘ if you keep saying things like man-child, we’re done. ’
‘ hey, man. don’t let it get you down. ’
‘ once your balls drop, that beard’ll come in great. like a fucking rug. ’
‘ do you have hair on your legs? i’ve never noticed. ’
‘ shit, are you stupid? ’
‘ do you not want me to come? ’
‘ i just think there’s something strange going on. ’
‘ things feel bigger. ’
‘ i don’t know what i’m saying. ’
‘ i thought you would believe me, of all people. ’
‘ it’s starting, man. ’
‘ i catch you staring at a wasp again, though, i’m going to let it kill you. screw that. ’
‘ screw that. ’
‘ would i lie to you? ’
‘ i don’t need your back talk, science guy. ’
‘ i don’t need your back talk. ’
‘ what’s your malfunction, anyway? ’
‘ you know what that place was? a castration palace. ’
‘ you date that girl, you should send her your nuts instead of flowers. ’
‘ tell me why we’re negotiating with terrorists? ’
‘ i’m always straight. ’
‘ i’m not going in there. ’
‘ where are we going? ’
‘ the trees speak latin. ’
‘ what did you expect? ’
‘ are you messing with me? do you really hear something? ’
‘ magical mosquitos, what a great place this is. ’
‘ there’s a mummified hamburger in here. ’
‘ i think you’ll find that ( name ) prefers the word vomiting. or evacuating. ’
‘ dude, you’re flipped. ’
‘ it looks like a nunnery as usual, all the personality of a mental facility. ’
‘ what am i looking for? drugs? girls? guns? ’
‘ i don’t really care. ’
‘ dude, you have really left the reservation. what is your problem? ’
‘ your room was empty. i just looked in it. ’
‘ shit, man. all those nights you gave me grief about keeping you awake, & you don’t even need to sleep. ’
‘ all those times you wouldn’t give me notes because you said i should go to my classes. you never went to classes. ’
‘ you don’t go to classes. ’
‘ okay, it’s time to stop fucking around. ’
‘ who killed you? ’
‘ i believe he’s what you call on the lam. ’
‘ the buck stops here, home shit home. ’
‘ home shit home. ’
‘ man, you don’t have to get out here. ’
‘ do you think they’ll arrest ( name ) before class tomorrow? because if they do, i’m not doing the reading. ’
‘ i never taught him to break his thumb. ’
‘ i said i’ve got it, man. ’
‘ if you spit, ( name ), it would land right in his eye. ’
‘ are you happy now? ’
‘ is this what you wanted? ’
‘ what’s going on? ’
‘ this will all come out & bite you in the ass, you know, when you’re running for congress. ’
‘ this will all come out & bite you in the ass, you know. ’
‘ i hope he likes it. i’ve pulled a muscle. ’
‘ i’ve pulled a muscle. ’
‘ i guess now would be a good time to tell you, i took chainsaw out of my dreams. ’
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