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Kurt ※ LI//BUF

[kurp]

i went on vacation to taiwan and okinawa and DAMN did it help me clear some shit up in my head. next study abroad destination: taiwan. summer 2k19 i’m coming for you

[kurp]

the end of 2017 was really rough and i’m still trying to fix myself. i’m definitely not the same person i used to be and i need to change that. 2018 has been treating me well so far. i hope it only gets better from here on out

[saiasus]

[saiasus]

Me when I delete Tumblr

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[kurp]

I’ve been in Japan for the past 4 months and I can’t wait to go back in 2 weeks 😍

[autohaste]

Gays: *too shy to say high*

Also gays: here’s my bootyhole tho

[shitboy96]

How do you misspell hi

[nerdgul]

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

[weirdfandomchick]

How much sleep are you getting?

[nerdgul]

Not enough my guy

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[ideletedlol-deactivated20170208]

Bon Apetite Masterpost

•bone apple tea •bone app the teeth •bone atrophy •blind refugee •boney african feet •bomb the japanese •i scraped my knee •bon jovi •blonde amputee •fat bumblebee •the bee movie •free HIV •big fucking tree •fuckface mcgee •chicken terryaki •i have to pee •caspian sea •bong filled with weed •my car got keyed •biology

[erika-and-a-flag]

@chicanaspice

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

These memes have reached a state of esotericism that will render them indecipherable to anyone in a few years.

[erika-and-a-flag]

@chicanaspice

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[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

how I am when I pass a truck on the highway

[woodmeat]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[silosenovengo]

[jollygreengiantveggies]

STOP HITTING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twitterlols]

[kurp]

me in the future

my kid: mommy will you sing me a lullaby?

me: sure sweetie

me: Yekaterina 👄 Petrovna 👠 Zamolodchikova 📢 but your dad 👨 just calls 📞📲 me Katya😘 I'm the bright 💡 red scare 👹 with the long 🍆 blonde hair 💇 always keep them 👨👱 coming back for more 🏃 you're a basic ass hoe 💦 and it's your time ⏰⏳ to go so bitch 🐩 let me show 👉 you 👉 the door 🚪 cause it's me 👆 who's getting paid 💅💰and I'm always getting laid 👉👌 the only high class 👑 Russian 🇷🇺 whore 😜 I'm a scorching 🔥 hot 💦 mess 🗑 in a skin 😏 tight dress 👗👛 that's a rash 😷 not a herpes sore 😈 Lenin 👴 in the streets 🌴 Dostoyevsky 📚 in the sheets 🌛👣 baby 👶 are you 🙏 ready for this cold ❄ war ⚔☠ Katya 💋 Zamo 💌 lodchikova 😝

[hentaibuttholes]