1. “I didn’t think it’d be so bad at first. But he is SO old. So fucking old. Look at the wrinkles under his eyes and the nasolabial fold. My grandfather is older then him and he is dead. And he died with no wrinkles or anything. He’s just so OLD.”
2. “His name literally fits him. ‘OL’ as in old. And grim as in grim. He never smiles. EVER. Which is sometimes a good thing, when he does, he looks even older.”
3. “Who named this man? His parents clearly did not like him so much if they knew his future. I may not like him, but isn’t that a bit of a cruel name?”
4. “I don’t understand how anyone in the court does not find him creepy. He creeped me out so much. He literally can walk in shadows. He could be listening while your plotting to cut his hair, taking the kids out, cooking, if you have a crush on him, which by the way, GROSS. But truly, he could know everything. And everybody just says ‘go ahead Algrim, creep around our kids like that, but since you have a tragic past we should totally trust you despite we let your people die, also your kids and wife. You won’t do anything bad at all in return despite this horrible fact. :)’ IDIOTS.”
5. “When Anja was still recovering, I took care of her cats. Anja’s fat cat started bleeding. Which I discovered was not actually fat, just pregnant, heavily so. And I was going to leave it alone. But.. I decided to put it in ontop of Algrim while he was asleep so it’d give birth on him. And I couldn’t be blamed at all, shouldn’t have chosen a balcony room, dummy. I love his scream when he woke up. To make things better, when the cat was done, she attacked him because Anja’s cat hated him.”
6. “He just stands there. So quiet. So creepy. I wonder if he wanted to murder Thor or Loki once when he first saw them. Despite he had kids, he never looks like he likes them. Thor and Loki like him well, but he hardly ever smiles at them and is just so bossy about them. I brought my nephew over once, and he cried simply looking at Algrim. Not that Algrim did anything, he was just creepy looking. Or my nephew may have simply been crying that Algrim had white hair and he didn’t. I comforted him in letting him know Algrim was balding anyway.”
7. “He beat me in chess like eight times. I was the best chess winner in Alfheim. And then an old geezer beat me. Douche. Back at home, I told them Algrim was allot burlier and he just hit me with the chess table.”
8. “Despite everything, I don’t actually hate the old geezer. I just thought he was old, creepy, and not so trustworthy. And well, I just don’t like him is all. It’s bad enough I have to take orders from him all day. If he asked me to jump in the mud, I’d HAVE to.”
9. “I made out with him once. I felt like I slipped him the tongue.. ALMOST. Grossest thing I ever did, but it was also fun to see his face afterwards, glowering at me as if I destroyed all of his books. Literally the only intimate moment I had with a man, and it wasn’t even Ivory Honeyshot.”
10. “Despite all, he really looks like a girl. Has an ass like a girl, legs like a girl, he even, almost, has the body shape of one. And I thought he was a girl at first sight until he opened his mouth.”
