Kutscene Kestin

Still waiting for worlds 3 and 4.

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I still just really want SAB to be finished proper-like tbh it’s a long shot but…

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I wonder what my old friends who got me into GW2 in the first place are thinking.

I wonder what my guild leader would think.

I don’t know why I’m not thinking anything. Too preoccupied with my failing executive function, maybe.

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I can’t stop laughing

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and believe me I am still alive

Oh fuck right off with that Monty Hall bullshit—

*screenshotting every mention of Kudu*

None of those “do X instance/kill Y boss in under Z minutes” makes me happy. Those are evil. I’ve already gotten almost every story achievement with my OWN abilities. Ha.

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I dreamed that there was an achievement for doing the Hammerhart meta 100 times and the flavor text was a joke about how many people are still doing it for the coat token.

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*checks gw2 tag for the first time in years* ...man, people are really thirsty for this asura. And I can't say I don't get it.

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...Saltwater? But...but...

?????

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Finally starting the new expansion. I’ve been busy. It’s pretty. And lots of achievements to pursue.

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I had a dream that I posted something like “The Incredible Hulk exists in Tyria. He’s an asura who infused himself with quaggan DNA.” and I’m not sure what to think of this concept

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I’ll do this stupid even t as many times as it takes to get spirit nutrition or whatever.

I need help with a story achieve but keep putting off asking some random map chat

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Oh, an achievement (hidden and worth 0 AP) in the final instance that I can only get as a norn? Well, I could ask around until a nice stranger brings me into their instance...or I could create a whole new alt, lend it my gear, and pick and chip my weak ass through the entire story just to get to that instance. Yep. No talking to strangers for me!

...but I do still need help with a different achievement that I can't do solo and I can't exactly create alternate people to help me kill faster. Well. That will get done...someday.

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Haven’t actually played GW2 in about a month…nothing pulls me back like a whole bunch of new achievements to get.

[thegreatyin]

guild wars is an insane setting because it's a normal fantasy world but also the closest elf analogue that exists is humanity. what people would at first glance assume to be ""elves"" are actually just vaguely humanoid plant monsters made to serve an unbelievably ancient god-dragon that's also a living jungle and also all of the plant people are at maximum 25 years old because their entire species are basically collectively babies in terms of how long they've existed in-universe. also the orcs are giant cat people. the gnomes are rats. the dwarves are normal but also they're steadily going extinct and also all living rock people now. nobody even knows what a horse is

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humans are technically legally aliens and their gods are real and you can and should kill them. but also no time for dat goku, the cats are developing fascism

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one time an absentee cat father jumped into a portal to the nebulous mindfuck dimension that awaits between the bounds of reality and time and space and whatnot and then he came back like half a year later with inexplicable superpowers and nobody knows how or why this happened. nobody even has a firm grasp on what his superpowers even are. he just has them now. and everyone's just kinda moved on from it. but i haven't moved on. i remember.

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don't forget that the cat fathers absentness from his sons life kind of directly lead to said sons rise to by the fascist cat dictators right hand and was instrumental in the rise of the cat fascist party - which was also aided by the Ice and mindfuck dragon and their army of incels

[crazyatblay]

*also* don't forget that while the absentee cat father was being absent in the mindfuck dimension, he unleashed a god who got really angry and tried to destroy the world, and when faced with completely different god, his response was "Yeah, uh… Sorry about that".

[ghostlycoyote0]

It’s kind of unfair to call him an absent father, given that the cat society doesn’t have familial relationships. Instead, their main social units are a D&D party sized group of whichever children decided to be friends in the school playground. If your unit dies, even in war which the cat society is entirely built around, your social standing plummets to the worst it can possibly be

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Guild Wars 2 Heritage Post

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I like how they needed a name for the character who invented agony so they just took the Y out of “agony” and moved it to the other end of the word.

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I still need help with a story achievement I’ve been putting off because I have no one to ask blehhh

edit: I got someone to help. My life is mundane.

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Just got this ad…I guess that’s what she’s been up to while we’ve been talking to bears?