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You really canāt find this type of humor anywhere else
tumblr bitch: liking dream smp makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
dream: its ok theyre just jealous babeā¦
me: i know dream, i know
technoblade: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW TECHNO ME AND DREAM ARE HAVING A MOMENT
technoblade: youre so boring **murders the president**
me: **sighs**
the police: **en route**
tommy: **innit**
The song Quackity made for George f*cking slapsš„š„
Quackity with PTSD of Technoblade has actually so much potential
He just FREEZES and keep muttering "Technoblade"
This is so good for funnies and FOR ANGSTY
aight come get yalll traitor!tubbo juice
*chucks him @ u*
fuckinā vibe š
Dream declaring war on the smp then: I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!!!
Dream declaring war on the smp now: So, like, the 16th? yeah that sounds good⦠see you then
i physically cannot wrap my head around how awesamdude is literally 6ā 7ā
how the absolute fuck
WHAT
FUCKING TALL ASF BASTARD HUH
I'm sorry you said wings and it awoke my sleeper cell powers, so I give you: Philza preening Quackity, showing him what to do, but also as a bonding thing, as it's a thing birds will do to show affection, especially towards mates or their children. So like, just adopting him so hard he helps the idiot preen
I forgot about preening omgg, yes absolutely. Quackity is like "what the fuck... wait no that was nice"
AGDJJAGSHAJ he also learns how to tailor clothing to his wings and not just rip everything
Also the idea w/ his small wings is actually what you said in discord, sorta.
Basically under Schlatt, he was constantly put down and undermined by him. And it shows with his small wings
But then he leaves, gains some actual friends who aren't dicks, learns to stand up for himself, and his wings grow.
okay i know i was going to post tommorow but my brain went: brbbrbrbrbrbpostpostpost so here,,, there will be more
āHaha, itās probably best I didnāt get to be president. Could you imagine how much work Iād have to do? With these migraines? Manā¦ā
(Itās kind of your fault, you know.)
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Note: Donāt be afraid to reblog!! i like looking at the tags yall add. they bring me joy
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a little gift iāve been working for you guys tonight ;)
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HEY GUYS
just here to a quick psa, im making a second mcyt blog as well! this one is gonna be for art and occasional reblogs , im just making a second one under my main blog! so i dont have to log off and back in all the time!! ill drop the @ in a min but my second acc will have:
- doodles, maybe
- headcanons
- fics
- reblogs and shitposting
i might every now and then post personal art as well, or drop my @ for my personal blog idk
dream smp animatic, viva la vida
QUACKITY STANS COME GET YāALLāS JUICE
also heed the disturbing imagery warning!!!
beez
[Transcript:
Wilbur: (reading donation) āYour contents been getting me through quarantine, Iāve even managed to get one week clean by using your videos, not to be too darkā.
Wilbur: (talking to donator) āMan, thatās so fucking good, Iām so glad. Anything you can do to distract yourself with it, even if its just me. *laughs* Thatās so good, Iām so proud of you.ā
Wilbur: (reading donation) āI just wanted to let you know that your content you make helps a lot of people.ā
Wilbur: (talking to donator/chat) āMan, forget about me, Iām proud of you; thatās fucking amazing. Thatās so cool. One week clean, and many more to go. I believe in you, dude, I believe in you. And remember, no matter how many steps forward you take a step backwards doesnāt matter because of the progress youāve made so far you, can be proud of yourself already.ā
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I feel like weāre sleeping on how good Quackityās arc is in Dream smp and all the angst potential within it.Ā