GAUCHE is finally up and ready for EDGEWAVE (hosted by @crazy-hazy-sims, thank you!!) Officially the worst band you'll ever listen to, everyone wonders how they even got invited to perform... One questions if Gaia's mother, THEE frontwoman of experimental & punk band Major Ruin, has had anything to do with their surprising attendance. Does nepotism have a place at Edgewavefest? Will they get booed off the stage entirely?
GAIA (27) was born and raised in NYC and believes “sounding good” should be the least of a musician's problems. Having grown up on Amy Winehouse and Nina Simone's best, she's developed a talent for translating her (many) heartbreaks into their own frequencies. Not sure her bass agrees, though...
BONES (32) (by @butterflystitched), infiltrating GAUCHE straight from the Juggalo scene, mostly disagrees. He brings the band down from the intense, soul-pouring performance back to a manageable rhythm with his nonsensical adlibs, crude humor, chaotic riffs and devil-may-care attitude. This one's a rockstar, alright.
NEFER (?) just appeared one day, their truck loaded with the biggest metal drum kit in the country, and joined. No one knows them and no one tries to. They're a fan favorite (at the local diving bar and on their growing Youtube page) thanks to their intense focus. They bite their tongue so regularly they stopped trying to wipe it off. Godspeed!
FREDERIC (28)... is there. Sometimes. He switches between a saxophone, a keyboard, and a guitar as need be. If he's lucky, the local thrift store let him play their demos and hang around to flirt with the hipster clientele distribute flyers for their once-in-a-blue-moon gig.
WANDA (49) (by @plumbobbrainrot) is the newest addition, and frontwoman. Her back-and-forths between her classically-trained opera voice and her deafening banshee fry screams are a signature move. She gladly empties her retirement savings to house and feed the 4 'youngins' she now considers her found family after her wife's death.
