KVanderquack @kvanderquack - Tumblr Blog

sewing machine down this is sm worse than when my phone got stolen

#RIP my girl #gone too soon #9 FUCKING MONTHS #put me in a rage room

so... been a while, huh? Maybe I'm obsessed with him again, how would you know?

myself and my favorite show

only remembering logarithms as the thing Frances forgot in Radio Silence is biting me now that I’m in a math class again

#in my defense it’s been 3 years since I took a real math class #:p #radio silence #alice oseman #logarithms

I remember some show where they mime ripping out someone’s spine one vertebrae at time and I think it was starkid but I cannot remember what it was

anyways I wanna know bc with MY back sometimes that’s what I think would fix me

#starkid #shitpost

crabussy

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

wherevenusholdssomeofficespace

Baljeet snuck out the bathroom window and ran to his friends house because he couldn't deal with a girl in his house. The fireside girls almost unanimously agree he does not count as a cute boy. But despite this he still has had more success in love than all of his friends combined. He has 13 volumes of useless shoelace facts. All his male ancestors have been mauled by tigers in bike races. He thought his uncle was missing when he was just on vacation. He once completely disregarded the consequences of removing the atmosphere from the earth. He wanted to be a superhero with rainbow powers but his second option was basically the hulk. He is portrayed as a stereotypically wimpy nerd compared to Buford, but it cannot be understated how much he will choose violence when it is available to him. When left alone with a sleeping teenager he started stacking cards on top of her. He thinks listening to the science of canceled tv shows makes for good plans. He once pushed his way into lead singing a spontaneous musical number away from the actual lead singer of the song.

chat I’ve seen like no good shows for the past year but saw Hamilton on tour a couple weeks back and now have 3 shows in the next 2 weeks

#oopsie #:P

marmot-bee-person

ignore my terrible art skills pls

nonexistentbees

fanart of me being bear builder for a baby triplets bear adventure (i work at bears)

c3rvida3

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...