daddy's got a new .45

kay // i literally don't even know anymore

[crackmetal-deactivated20210206]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

[gracejanehanson]

“just drop everything for me.”

[0ut-of-my-head]

requested by anon

[memphiswright]

Jane and Lily hosting Ellen Show is definitely one of my 2020 highlights. And it’s only January!

[musicalluna]

considering how much i want to write, i’m very good at not writing

[pastperfectcontinuous]

“Women do not simply have faces, as men do; they are identified with their faces. Men have a naturalistic relation to their faces. Certainly they care whether they are good-looking or not. They suffer over acne, protruding ears, tiny eyes; they hate getting bald. But there is a much wider latitude in what is esthetically acceptable in a man’s face than what is in a woman’s. A man’s face is defined as something he basically doesn’t need to tamper with; all he has to do is keep it clean. He can avail himself of the options for ornament supplied by nature: a beard, a mustache, longer or shorter hair. But he is not supposed to disguise himself. What he is “really” like is supposed to show. A man lives through his face; it records the progressive stages of his life. And since he doesn’t tamper with his face, it is not separate from but is completed by his body – which is judged attractive by the impression it gives of virility and energy. By contrast, a woman’s face is potentially separate from her body. She does not treat it naturalistically. A woman’s face is the canvas upon which she paints a revised, corrected portrait of herself. One of the rules of this creation is that the face not show what she doesn’t want it to show. Her face is an emblem, an icon, a flag. How she arranges her hair, the type of make-up she uses, the quality of her complexion – all these are signs, not of what she is “really” like, but of how she asks to be treated by others, especially men. They establish her status as an “object.”

Susan Sontag, The Double Standard of Aging

[unbotheredmuse]

may your booty grow & your skin glow.

[geekandmisandry]

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his men’s razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and it’s going slightly better.

He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?

Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

He says it was ridiculous and he can’t imagine having to do it again in a few days time, it’s much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!

Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise. “Yoga in the shower with razors” indeed!

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[ronniemeg]

[leroichevalier]

→ The mother of kings

[horroredits]

Horror in 2018: the year of mothers.

[lyrafay]

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. ‘what if i want to use this for studying later’ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life

[ringneckedpheasant]

sorry i was speeding officer i was listening to The Chain - 2004 Remastered Edition by Fleetwood Mac

[darthraydor]