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Grown ass man. No car, no house, no wife, no human for dinner. Fucking loser.
i do think what gets ignored about carrie as a character is that she’s an incredibly easy target to bully; she’s a chubby, sheltered acne ridden teenage girl who wears frumpy grandma clothes and regurgitates the jesus freak shit her violently abusive mother tells her. she has violent thoughts about her classmates and is uncomfortable to be around. she’s far more interesting being a victim that’s somewhat uncomfortable to be in the head of than a tragic waif. she’s not a martyr, she’s a child and a child who’s been victimised her whole life shouldn’t have to be kind and angelic to be recognised as a victim. suffering teenage girls shouldn’t just be presented on screen as toned down glamorous thin ophelias, suffering teenage girls can be fat and poor and think violently. i do think we need to examine why culturally we need teenage girls to be beautiful and kind to valorise their suffering and treat it as bad
SPIRITED AWAY 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Knuckleduster so big he can wrap an arm around Shinsou and support his throat with a palm and just fuck him like that... just... carve him out on dick... Shinsou's limbs completely useless... Nothing touching the ground...
just a teenage cocksleeve for our big brute Knuckleduster ooooofffff
Shinsou full on limping when he gets back to school… cute candy cunt all swollen and achy from that big monster cock. Says he‘s coming down with smth and that‘s why he‘s hoarse; certainly not because he hot choked while getting his cervix massaged by KD‘s dick 🥴
Does Aizawa have pity on him and help him apply a cooling salve for that poor mistreated pussy, or is he annoyed at the lack of professionalism and drills Shinsou even harder during their next training session 😌
spot the pervert
however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller
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Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today
i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting
*whisper whisper* Hey.. I'm actively setting up a HUGE clearout sale right now. Anything that's almost gone (like there's only 1-2 pieces left) is 25% off. Help us find homes for these remaining stragglers & make space for new things to come~
so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness
no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood
EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
Shinzawaduster where Aizawa has trained Shinsou as in canon but flat out refuses to take him on in an internship, trying to ‚protect‘ him or something. Shinsou hasn‘t really listened over being petulant.
(Real reason being Aizawa has eyes and noticed the way Shinsou would look at him if not very obviously flaunting that tight little body of his around in the gym, hoping for a rise out of him. And he‘s not going to touch one of his students, no matter how pretty he is when he is actively hounding an older man down for cock.)
So yeah uh… we just pretend Knuckleduster is not a vigilante and can in fact take up interns. Shinsou choosing him of course. Because if he can‘t have his hot teacher he‘ll take the next best; which is also a teacher (lite) and with muscles that could snap him in half.
KD doesn‘t have the same silly hangups as Aizawa does.
Aizawa full on pausing and staring first class in the morning when Shinsou looks flushed and dewy and 🤌freshly fucked🤌 with a smarmy little smirk on his face.
I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.
What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?
first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you
ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually
had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'
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Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.
I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-
While I like the concept of The Lamb gaining more eldritch and god-like features, I cannot get a comic idea out of my head for the characterization that they stay exactly as a normal sheep is, because they don't need to become anything else in order to enact revenge
They have blunt teeth that's not quite sharp, but they don't have to bite when their horns are hardy and pointed.
Their natural hooves and fingers lack any sort of claws, but they do not need them when they can pull a fist back to pulverize.
After a while, the Mystic Seller, the Bishops, they all expect the Lamb to gain eldritch features like they all did in their ascension. But they stay exactly the same: unassuming, mortal-looking, completely indiscernible from normal sheepfolk, and the Lamb wants that.
They want to look like a normal, mortal Lamb. They want to look exactly like the default prey animal when they kill the Gods. This image is who you killed, and this destroys you. They will not lose themselves, or else they will be erased entirely.
They are not grandiose or deadly looking. They don't mirror the ones that tried to erase them. They don't need to become anything else then The Lamb. The Lamb. The Lamb.
"After everything that was taken from me for being a Lamb, why would I give that up too? I am not the Bishops, I am not monstrous, I am not giant, nor do I have bladed wings or droves of eyes."
"I do not need to resemble monsters to be one. I do not need to become anything other than a simple Lamb to kill gods, or to be one."
All that and they're genuinely an upbeat personality kind of sheep, (you just won't know when they're not) Lamb Lamb Lamb Lamb
[ID: Lineart digital illustration. Arms extended out, the Lamb stands with a bright smile. “Peace and love on planet Earth,” they say. A small note off to the side points at them and reads, “will wipe the lands free of gods Kratos style”. There are pink flowers around the Lamb’s head. /end ID]