oh hi there

I’m an artist and a coxswain

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[buried-l0cket]

Lesbians still making posts about how bad it is for bi women to use butch/femme:  We know! We heard u! We’re trying to make our own terms and have them used widespread but we need to get the WORD out for them to be commonplace and that’s hard when literally nobody but bis reblog posts talking about bisexuals lol! It’s not like we all follow each other. At this point the only people trying to take ur terms from you are lesphobes or young bi girls who straight up don’t realize they aren’t generic wlw terms because they haven’t learned the history bc literally no one is out here trying to include and teach bisexual kids shit about their gay lineage, everyone’s too busy trying to push it under the rug. 

bi equivalent of femme: doe bi equivalent of butch: stag

There are more for nb bis and such you can look into but there’s the basics! Look I’ve even designed flags you can find if you scroll through this tag! (i didnt come up with the terms)  

[medweds]

Bis in the middle

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[bubble-lead]

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

[queensnarf]

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

[christophoronomicon]

Cute :)

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

[kwolfy321]

[blondehehir]

A few lessons learned from rowing:

1. Sleep anywhere- the bus, the boathouse, in the trailer, anywhere. Time is precious.

2. The blisters on your hands will make handshakes feel more powerful. Or scare people. If nothing else, they allow for good conversation.

3. People are almost always impressed by rowers.

4. If you wake up, there is plenty to do before 7 AM.

5. Perfection may be unattainable, but you can come pretty damned close.

6. The winds matter. A lot.

7. Don’t piss off Mother Nature.

8. Sometimes the littlest people have the strongest voice.

9. 20 seconds of energy, strength and willpower can be just what it takes to succeed. And win.

10. Sunrise is often the most beautiful part of the day and most people miss it.

11. You can do much more than you think you can.

12. If you ignore what your head is telling you, you can do way more than you think you can.

13. Humans will put themselves through a lot in order to walk away with a medal.

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[coffeeandgum]

reblogging again because i’ve still never related to something more

[babyanimalgifs]

What a a bleptastic day

[dailywizardwheezes]

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[kwolfy321]

The order that you look at these in change the meaning so much

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you have 4 sodas, or 4 waters, or 4 coffees in one sitting people will look at you like you’re crazy, but if you have 6 beers you’re just having a good time.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Airport Trader.

[shitmygaywifesays]

Shit my wife has said while playing Skyrim

Everything is dragons. Shit.

I’m sorry, I needed a tusk to impress a girl. And on the list of the top three things I’ve done to impress girls, that’s like the least embarrassing.

(Brutally kills a wolf) FEMINISM!

Boy Howdy, look at this ancient circle. It’s where they used to have… uh. Lemonade stands.

(To Uthgred the Unbroken) Holy shit woman, kiss me in the river. It’s romantic, right? There’s the moon, we’re up to our wieners in water. We’re talking about Todd Howard, which gets every woman hot.

Who are you? Are you a very offensive allegory for the Romani people?

We’ll settle down, adopt that orphan child and raise her to be her own punchy lesbian.

(Sing-songing) shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick, shot ‘im in the dick

If my Uncle Tim right now was raising mammoths for mammoth cheese? That’d be fucking rad. A hell of a lot better than the meth he used to do.

I’m already having a weird day. I just killed a bunch of vegans in that tower and I’m feeling really bad about it.

I don’t have time for this shit. I gotta go up this big goddamn mountain. Another one. Goddamn Nords living on their Goddamn Rocks. Get. On. Our. Level.

(In a fake British accent) I’ve got the buffest legs in all the realm, m’lord!

(Staring at a tower on a rock in the middle of a lake) I swear on my niblets, if that’s the fucking place I have to go, I’m killing every last person in this Chili’s tonight.

[kwolfy321]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re gay, and today is the day you decide to come out to your family. You’re all sitting in the living room when your brother comes out as gay first. Their reaction is less than supportive. How do you come out to your family while creating a positive atmosphere for you and your little brother?

[shelbyandvali-deactivated201810]

“Well if they won’t support you I will cus I’m gay too.”

[writing-prompt-s]

[alyssascottart]

Jellyfish

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