ur dad calls me sir

Smut sideblog for kxllerblond so I don't bother mutuals lmaooo. I don't follow back since this is a sideblog. Only mutuals to main can interact with me here. If you aren't 18+ I'm gonna hardblock.

[kxllersmut]

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Just a sideblog where I dump my nsfw stuff and smut so I don’t bother mutuals.

THIS IS A RP-THEMED SMUT SIDEBLOG. I don’t mind follows from personal nsfw blogs that fit the criteria to follow but please realize these posts are reblogged from a fictional, in character standpoint.

DNI’S

Blank blogs, RP blogs that do not interact with my main sfw blog, terfs, bigots, racists, non-nsfw personal blogs, general weirdos.

- If you aren’t a mutual of my main blog, do not interact with this blog. (this is mainly for other RP blogs or weird fandom blogs). You’ll get blocked. If you don’t have your age listed, you’ll be blocked even faster. Also note I will hard side-eye newer mutuals who end up over here before we even have a 2+ note going on main.

- For any nsfw blogs I reblog from, I am 25+ & queer

- This is a nsfw sideblog as in I will not be tagging my smut or reblogged images with nsfw tags since this whole blog in itself is a nsfw warning. 

- READ MY DISCLAIMER

[kiiingsnake]

[the-accidental-femme-bot]

Sorry I called you a 'good boy' in public. I just wanted to watch your brain short circuit.

[supfag-archives]

ZACH TINKER & CHANDLER MASSEY DAYS OF OUR LIVES: BEYOND SALEM (1.03)

[rubinee]

it's kinda slutty when a man has long hair. like what do you want me to do, grab you? lol

[sophia-becketts]

Maxton Hall | S02E04, "Secrets"

[ashes2caches]

puppy, stop it. you can’t give mommy road head right now. there’s fucking black ice.

[yourdaddyfigure]

I just want to viciously fuck the love of my life till they’re brain dead and cumming all over my cock. But I also want to support their goals and continuously reassure them of my love and that I adore them for their entire existence.

[providence-park]

Jonathan Groff & Murray Bartlett

LOOKING: THE MOVIE (2016)

Dir. Andrew Haigh

[swagophile]

maid tried to kill me again by putting poison in my tea she doesn't know that i'm something far more terrifying masquerasing as a princess but i honestly don't think i'll tell her because i think it's really really adorable how desperately she wants to kill me. i don't want her to stop trying. i want to see the look on her face grow progressively more terrified the more she realizes things that should kill me don't seem to do anything. and in that moment i want to embrace her so gently like a mother carrying a child, and show her exactly how much i love the little game we play, her and i

[cocoabutter-bunni]

tie your brat up with christmas lights this season☺️

[gayzing-away]

Merlí: Sapere Aude (1x04)

[hornyandsoft]

*whines about wanting to be a sex toy*

[frankensteinfemme]

do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?

[yourexfwb]

nothing turns me on more than knowing how much im turning you on

[scarlettpeachleaf]

[switchywitchie-deactivated20251]

Being a lover boy is the hottest thing a man can do