Dazed And Confused

I bet I can make you smile In the pools of moonlight Watch this little trick of mine Say with me this tiny rhyme

[virgosaturn]

pisces sun, virgo moon

bit of a busy body or hoverer. emotional. loves to clean. extremely sacrificial. can easily be manipulated. gives people they care about the benefit of the doubt almost always. sensitive. takes a long time to get over things. moody. music and water are important to them. probably loves escaping to take a bath and listen to their favorite tunes more than anything. gives too much of themselves in relationships, so prone to unequal ones. wants to save everyone. cannot stand a chaotic household. prone to nervous tension that is dealt with via drugs or alcohol. lovely soul. needs a foot massage.

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[forbiddencronch]

the absolutely most forbidden grilled cheese

[whitepeopletwitter]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[call-me-emrys]

Well imagine it from Terri’s perspective. She sees a guy wrestling a whole-ass crocodile for funsies and just immediately goes “HIM”

[dulect]

“Sorry I’m so bad at replying! I’ve just had such a busy day!”

[caesuralesbian]

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

[cryptiddies]

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[imactuallytrying]

I gasped!!!

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

are u kidding me 

[hatefuhk]

john mulaney singlehandedly replaced supernatural’s role of having a gif reference for everything

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s what he deserves

[logically-asexual]

It’s what the internet deserves.

[izgir-moved]

when you die you go to the mii plaza

[anoonzee]

Well, damn.

[womenbw]

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski at The BAFTA Tea Party in Beverly Hills (January 5, 2019) 

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

That final scream

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Where’s his Oscar?

[teathattast]

[peychemilke]

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade.

[danteobliviate-deactivated20171]

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers