deeper than the ocean is

I'm Aden. 34/nb they/them A personal blog; also contains animals, k-pop, video games, comics, and sometimes just general bits of trivia that may or may not be useless. My Menagerie of Beasts My Carrd. k-pop carrd

[tangobullets]

HEY I’M ADEN

I'm 34/nb, I have hEDS & I’ve got AuADHD.

Vet Nurse specializing in exotic animals, artist, easily distracted by other hobbies. Moderator for the worlds longest running MMORPG ever because why wouldn’t I be.

fave things right now: kpop, toy design, hobonichi journaling, idk man

Ask me about: hamsters, EDM musicians, animal questions in general

FAQ: “hey there’s something wrong with my ____” Go to the vet :)

My art tag

I have a lot of animals and they're all great.

his me up on discord at tangobullets. I tweet about k-pop here.

ok PEACE

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[tangobullets]

Oh what an honor and a pleasure to be loved by a boy cat.

To be his favorite human to lay on and purr and lick your face. To race you up the stairs to make sure he makes it into your room in time because he has a reservation with your bed he must make. And maybe he lays between your legs or climbs under your covers or lays on your chest, or hugging your neck.

I love a boy cat.

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[crazy-brazilian]

[go-charbee]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[tangobullets]

My dad told me he’s proud of me because I learned how to do basic electrical work to install a backup camera in my new car that powers on only when I’m in reverse.

I told him it’s because I’m too stubborn to ask someone else to do it so I found a way and that I get that from SOMEONE in my family (it’s him)

Anyway I’m very proud of my damn self for getting it working and working well. I’m never doing that again.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[tangobullets]

No but im crying at this caption rn

[braingremlinmovedblogs-blog]

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

[tangobullets]

I wanted to let yall know that I have a 13 year update on this post.

I saw the following on Amazon

And immediately sent it to the OP of the above post (who was my roommate at the time)

I still think he should review it.

[tangobullets]

I love America where employment determines healthcare. Yes it totally makes sense that when I lose my job due to a mental health related reason, I lose all access to the doctors and meds that make my brain work well enough to not lose a job due to mental health reasons

[tangobullets]

Important to note that in this case the issue was I was suffering from both severe depression and ptsd that made me unable to get out of bed, which affected my timeliness.

This was fixed!! With Medication and Doctors!!! Like night and day, I went from being nonfunctional to being a normal human being. It was honestly a miracle.

But because they had given me a warning during that episode, it meant when I was Three Minutes Late for the first time in four months due to needing to change my clothes after getting sick, they had to let me go according to corporate??? When I was early and stayed late every day for four months.

And now I can’t get my psych meds or see my psychiatrist until I get a new job with health benefits, which hopefully kick in quickly. Yay!!!!

I can get my meds but they’re exorbitantly expensive without insurance so! Cool! At least I was approved for unemployment but god damn

[lesbianshepard]

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

[lesbianshepard]

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

[bunjywunjy]

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

[bunjywunjy]

IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP

[hapalopus]

footpath

[faefaeamy]

I don't know what ANY of this is about, but I promise you there will be people walking. And if cars run people over, all the open containers of alcohol they'll be carrying will suddenly become molotovs. Our love of having a good time only just barely supercedes our hatred of stupid ass American cars and their drivers. Have you ever seen rally racing? We stand mere meters away from cars racing through highly concentrated areas, "protected" by nothing more than a yellow tape. We laugh in the face of death. And when a driver crashes and does a barrel roll over our rally picnic, we flip the hotdogs on the grill and open another beer.

[hapalopus]

Americans don't understand hooliganism. People regularly die and murder over soccer, it's just a fact of life. People will walk on the highway.

"I'm just gonna run them over" Do you think these guys give a shit

[phoenixyfriend]

Do you think these things give a shit? They don't. They are incapable of doing so, because they are not people, they are fifteen tonnes of cargo traveling at speeds of 140km/h. They physically cannot stop in time, and a hundred fleshy bodies isn't enough to do more than slow them down, and that's with them braking in a panic.

[hapalopus]

Do you think I somehow approve of hooliganism, and believe they won't die when they walk down the highway...? This is their regular tuesday. If anything, a truck is gonna be enrichment for the survivors

[zestyeel]

Europeans will regularly shit talk out shit healthcare and violent cops and bad infastructure and then immediately think they can deal with it no prob.

Yeah sure have fun with the armed cops and the gigantic fucking passenger cars and the $100000 medical bill cheers

[hapalopus]

Okay. But they will walk on the highway.

[echey]

In Europe we walk like nobody is driving!!! A truck going 180km/h won't stop your average europilled walkmaxxer.... if anything it makes you walk faster and if you get hit?? Guess what... we walk it off...

[tangobullets]

My favorite line out of this entire fiasco HAS to be the following

[tangobullets]

You know your disability is bad when you’re looking at over bed tables that would benefit your life but you can’t afford even though it’s barely over $100