I Eat Punks Like You For Second Breakfast

Emma | 22 | Queen blog: johndeakink

[utopians]

I am literally begging you to watch this 30 second clip from the penultimate episode of supernatural

[sailor--poon]

[stonedtrek]

I gotta say no fandom has URLs as good as Star Trek’s

[stonedtrek]

every time I see “spockandballtorture reblogged your post” I lose it again

[stonedtrek]

the circle is complete..........

[justcatposts]

Oh not this paw…but you can touch this one 

(via)

[re-med-y]

sometimes reddit does good things

[velvetmysoul]

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

do you ever record something and then question what the fuck just came out of your mouth

[formlessdemi]

EXACTLY AS INVISIONED

[panelshowsource]

# when u get beat at ur own game

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

tumblr badvertising is really its own genre of post

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

notable examples:

the cw sleepy hollow ad

"Power. Man."

the shitty amazing spiderman gif

"ELECTRO'S POWER CAN'T BE CONTAINED"

the .3 second long final fantasy mobile game ad

[finalfantasy15anewempire]

Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!

[re-med-y]

sometimes reddit does good things

[resonance-and-d]

You’ve heard of healing crystals

now get ready for Danger Rocks

Please do not lick any of these

1. Chrysotile

aka Asbestos! It heals lung cancer! heals it from 0HP to full health! it causes cancer do not touch do not lick

okay but this is a cool danger rock, it’s a physical carcinogen. As in, it doesn’t poison you into having cancer, it just has little needle-y bits that LITERALLY STIR UP your DNA and break it, and when the cells try to repair their DNA they get it wrong and you get cancer

2. Torbenite

A super pretty danger rock! it’s a uranium ore and releases radon gas for Extra Poison!

3. Hutchinsonite - (Tl,Pb)2As5S9

This danger rock has it all! Lead! arsenic! Thallium! All super toxic! Will legit kill you

seriously don’t lick this one, i’m looking at you, fellow geologists

thallium doesn’t taste like anything so you’re not even getting data, just poisoned

4. Cinnabar (Mercury sulfide)

Can be a very pretty red color! so it was used to make paint. The paint was super toxic.

In addition to being dangerous to your health, it’s also morally dangerous! someone had to mine it (v dangerous) so even owning it feels unethical

5. Stibnite (Antimony sulfide)

people used to make spoons and makeup and shit out of this, the spoons poisoned people who ate with them. It’s kinda pretty but not worth dying over

6. Orpiment  (an arsenic sulfide)

Look how pretty it is!!

“Incorrect handling” WILL poison you, that’s fucking arsenic

Honorable mentions:

Malachite, if eaten or… you know ;) (warning: nsfw, THat Post) Galena (lead sulfide), don’t eat it or break the rock and you’ll probably be ok, the dust is the main danger

[marklsmovingcastle-blog]

[retrogamingblog2]

[jncos]

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

[srsfunny]

After all these years…

[dashaibo]

Damn, that calls for a cigarette

Hehehheh, oh whoops

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

[peachykopii]

Whoever burned the library of Alexandria

Your mom’s a ho

[collinear]

TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke