what do you think of it so far?

✶ brave heart, emilie. destroy me with a barely perceptible whisper. blog est. MMXII ✶

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[mikelogan]

VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[huehueiamabaguette]

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[delphinidin4]

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

skin & bone

[oliviadumhan]

Malcolm: By the way, Dr. Sattler, um, she’s not, like, available, is she? Grant: Why?  Malcolm: I’m sorry, you two are…  Grant: Yeah. Laura Dern and Sam Neill as Ellie Sattler and Alan Grant in JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[infectiouspiss]

holy shit

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

oh.

[shore-birds]

you’ve gone and done it again

[imqueerandadeer]

imagine being a casual fan and then you get to the venue and the band is rping a dictatorship, the lead singer is doing a terrible accent the whole time, then when you think it can't get any weirder they start launching 4 metric tons of pyrotechnics into the air during what you think is the last song, and then of course there's the fucking stabbing

[forthosetunedin]

forever and ever and ever

[mikeywayarchive]

mychemicalromance: January 28, 2026 - Santiago, Chile - Estadio Bicentenario de La Florida ---------- 📸: @wheresbryce

[Jan 30, 2026]

[emoparamore]

gerard way, MCRliverpool

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[finelytaylored]

#mcrliverpool

[transjudas]

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