IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
"I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FUCKED MY SISTER!" "baby hold on, let’s inhale some helium f-" "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" "no see, i read this on tumb-" "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"












