call me a safe bet

you'll get away from here, you'll get away eventually.

[kaya-nolan]

Does someone with a car and a license wanna drive me to an audition in Raleigh next week? I’ll pay for gas.

[kylelikestacos]

If you still need one I could do it, you don't have to worry about gas. 

[daphnesilverx-blog]

    I’ve seen Winter Soldier a total of three times; it’ll be four after today though.

[daphnesilverx-blog]

[kylelikestacos]

I still haven't seen it, ugh, it feels like a deficiency. 

[kate-gellar-deactivated20140529]

You’re gone and I’ve got to stay high, all the time…

[kylelikestacos]

To keep you off my mind.

[the-kelsey-alport]

Do you think the people in Starbucks even try to spell names right anymore? It’s probably more fun to see a person’s face when you manage to spell a three letter name completely wrong.

[kylelikestacos]

I guess I'm pretty lucky you can't really spell Kyle any other way... Why is everyone obsessed with Starbucks anyway?

[emileedarling-deactivated201510]

I might have gotten a motorcycle.

[kylelikestacos]

How do you sound so casual? You got a motorbike!?

[kylelikestacos]

its my birthday in about half an hour and im scared bc getting older?????

nope

mmegan out

[keeleah]

But… I thought he’d written everything that’s on the Pokedex. Didn’t he? And, well, it is a different society and they have little fire-breathing dinosaurs walking around cutely, so… Do you ever wonder if they eat sushi? Do they have actual animals there? Do they… eat other Pokemon?

[kylelikestacos]

He also didn't understand the concept that Ash answered his call from a certain pokemon centre even though he called it in the first place? He dialled this places number to look for this kid and then is like YOU CAN'T BE THERE IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU TO BE SO FAR ALONG. Yeah they eat like noodles and ramen in the first few episodes... They must do, which is really unsettling.

[ellie--culver]

…What?

[kylelikestacos]

This character in Pokemon that's supposed to be like your helper to guide you through the game. In the animated series he acts a bit like he's addicted to crystal meth.

[keeleah]

Didn’t he have like… a bunch of Pokemon’s running around? As proof that he was kind of a big thing in the past? There’s also the theory that he’s Ash’s father floating around.

[kylelikestacos]

He's crazy though, totally unhelpful and literally doesn't know about anything. it's either that or he's stoned. Yeah I'll just give this ten year old boy a potentially deadly electrified animal that has been known to randomly shock people for looking at it wrong. Doesn't really scream mental clarity.

[daphnesilverx-blog]

I honestly don’t remember shit about it? Like I remember the newest ones but season one—- uh.

[kylelikestacos]

I remember it vaguely? Like the songs and the main storyline but I thought I knew it better than the horrible voice acting and just general bad-ness that I've recently re-discovered.

[kylelikestacos]

I just rewatched the first season of Pokemon on Netflix and I... I think Professor Oak lost his mind and everyone's just humouring him about the Professor thing. I'm scarred for life.

[magnusalec]

[omffg-paz]

Weekends are supposed to be anything but productive, I can’t believe you didn’t get the memo.

[kylelikestacos]

But i have no time to do English or anything before school. I will be asleep.

[farrahbordeaux]

Why should you be pressured to do something productive on the weekend? They’re for resting your brainmeats, man! Doing nothing! Vegging and pigging out!

[kylelikestacos]

I'm being oppressed by the school system, by trig, by homework.

[alaskatuckers]

What are you doing with your life? Of all the things you could’ve cried over.

[kylelikestacos]

I am a Stark of Winterfell, you can't tell me what to cry about.

[kylelikestacos]

How I've managed to do absolutely nothing for another entire weekend is actually beyond me. Eat chips and nearly cry over the Red Wedding for the 7th time? Sure. Do anything that's even going to vaguely help my future? Not likely. 

[thejoelhouston-deactivated20140]

How many more pizzas do I have to do deliver before I can get a car? I hate my job.

[kylelikestacos]

Once you find a number I'll probably order all of them.

Just saying.