Fuck me, right?

Kyler Michaelson 23 Years Old Stripper & bartender

[kylerxmichaelson]

gusberry:

“that is in fact what i said,” he confirms, only slightly sarcastically, just because of that eye roll. though the other seems to be going on this take-and-give scheme, because now gus is feeling a little bit of softness. it’s weird. “aw, thanks. the company i work for has a contract with cartoon network, so i end up having to watch kids cartoons too. some are … surprisingly made for adults. it’s fun. we should watch one sometime.” 

“Interesting that you say that.” He mentioned before he laughs at him a bit. “Well they do say that Spongebob was actually supposed to be for adults, especially with all of the references or inappropriate jokes they make.” he said as he shook hsi head slowly. He thought for a second before nodding, “Sure, why not?

[kylerxmichaelson]

wymjordan:

“Listen,” the bartender started with, putting on some charm. “Last call was an hour ago but I like your face so here’s the deal. I’ll make you one last drink, extra strong, and you get out of here so I can close up?”

“That sounds great to me. I would actually enjoy that. I will especially take you up on the extra strong offer.” He mentioned as he laughed softly. “But, then I will definitely leave.”

[kylerxmichaelson]

gusberry:

“oh –– well good. they’re awful, aren’t they? normally i love everything but … i just can’t stand them.” sort of a lie. gus kind of feeds into what any movie gives him. there are usually tears. “heck yeah!” he exclaims enthusiastically, grinning at the other. “well, i mean, it’s kind of my job. i make video games for kids. so i have to know all the ways they’re being told stories. but i love my job, so i think it’s pretty fun.”

“Love everything, huh?” He asked as he rolled his eyes softly. “Well damn, you have to be one of those guys that just loves everything?” He asked as he laughed softly. “Video games for kids? That could be pretty cool to be honest with you.” He mentioned to him as he smiled softly. 

[kylerxmichaelson]

amosxwood:

“No actual marks though. Need your security deposite back babes” he hummed from behind before being flipped and pushed into the kiss. Letting a leg bed to keep a leg on the wall, he smiled at him. “Yeah, what do you have in mind for me?You gonna dom tonight?”

“No marks on you? Trust me, that’s never going to happen.” He mentioned to Amos as he chuckled softly. “I don’t know, am I going to dom? Or are you going to dom me? I want to see the power you’ve got in yourself, but I definitely am going to make you feel good as well.” He began to press his body up against Amos’, grinding on him. 

[kylerxmichaelson]

gusberry:

gus likes that they seem to indulge him a little bit. there are some in the world who are true cynics and want nothing to do with gus’ philosophies. gus himself is the opposite of a cynic, whatever that may be. “––and i think realistically that only watching dumb adult movies is gonna drive me crazy. if i have to see one more rom-com with the same plot as the three before it i might puke.”

“Oh trust me, I don’t watch any of those damn romantic movies. I like to watch real comedies and whatnot.” He mentioned to the other male as he looked at him and crossed his arms a bit. “So are you saying you like to watch children movies and cartoons and all that?” He asked him honestly. 

[kylerxmichaelson]

gusberry:

“it’s pretty gay,” he muses with a nod. “the ending scene is all the trolls singing true colors and getting their colors back. the pride was real.” he listens to the other, canting his head to the side. their negativity isn’t appreciated, but he’s not one to care too much for that. “i’m twenty three, but i think i’d still like it even if i was thirty. i don’t get why adults are expected to be oh-so-serious all the time. what, are you allergic to silliness or something?” 

“Huh.” He said as he looked at the male as he thought for a second to himself. He heard what the other said as he shook his head slowly. “No. I’m not allergic to silliness, but I also know how to think realistically.” He said to him as he shrugged his shoulders softly. 

[kylerxmichaelson]

gusberry:

“have you seen that trolls movie? it came out sometime last year –– i just saw it this past weekend and it was so … INCREDIBLE. all the trolls were so happy … and they all hugged every hour on the hour. it radiated with magical positivity at all times, it made me want to live as a troll! plus, y’know, i could listen to anna kendrick sing about her feelings for the rest of my life and not get bored.” 

Kyler couldn’t help but laugh as he heard the other male speaking. “Wow.. That actually sounds really fucking gay. And that’s coming from me who takes dick up his ass.” He mentioned to him. “Isn’t that movie for children under the age of ten or something?” He asked him. “And how old are you? Twenty-five?” 

[kylerxmichaelson]

amosxwood:

Amos snorted with a little laugh as his boyfriend grabbed him from behind and kissed at his neck. “Memorable, eh? So, intense sex? Cause if it was just normall sex, then every few hours would be making your place memorable.”

“Well of course. Gotta make sure we leave our mark here for when we leave.” He mentioned as he laughed softly. He then pushed Amos up against the wall and pressed their lips together. After kissing for a minute, he pulled away. “Let’s get kinky tonight.”

[kylerxmichaelson]

amosxwood:

“I’ll call a truck then” He smiled, holding his hand before digging out his phone to call a moving truck. “ONe last night in your place”

“Sounds good to me.” Thinking for a second, Kyler grabbed Amos by the hips and pulled him in close. “Well, why don’t we make it memorable then?” He asked him. While Amos still had the phone in his hand, he was planing kisses along the other’s neck.

[kylerxmichaelson]

amosxwood:

“Stuck with you means it’s time to pack your things?” He asked with a teasing smile as he rocked on his heals.

“Yes, that’s exactly what that means, babe.” He said as he grabbed the other male’s hand and began  walking to his place so they could pack all his things up. 

[kylerxmichaelson]

waverlymartin:

waverly’s gaze followed him as he stepped aside, the smile still on her lips before she lifted the camera once again a focused expression on her features as she snapped the picture. lowering the camera once more she directed her focus towards the man she’d directed out of her shot, “i’m sorry i made you move, i’m working on some things for a client and they are going to love this so i had to seize my opportunity.” she explained.

Kyler watched Waverly take the photo of the scene she was so caught up on. “It’s perfectly fine. I guess I get it.” He mentioned to her. “So if it’s for the money then I guess that makes sense.” He mentioned to the brunette as he shrugged his shoulders a little bit. He didn’t completely see a big deal of the scene she was taking a picture of.

[kylerxmichaelson]

amosxwood

Amos slipped down from the strong arms with a wide smile. He hugged him hard before puling back to look at his face. “If–If you everneed to go back though, i’ll support you through anything, you know”

Kyler looked at Amos as he shook his head slowly. “Trust me, I’m not going to beed to go back.” He mentioned to the other male as he laughed softly. “Sadly, you are stuck with me.”

[kylerxmichaelson]

waverlymartin:

they were constant companions; the camera and waverly were inseparable whenever she ventured out of the small one bed apartment she’d been living in since moving away from home. today was no different and the brunette wandered the streets of the town with the camera around her neck, lifting it to snap a picture she noticed a figure in her shot and frowned, lowering the camera before speaking, “as lovely as you look, would you mind moving before i loose my shot?” she requested, a playful smile on her lips.

Kyler just happened to be standing in the spot that the girl didn’t want him to be standing in. He looked around for a couple of seconds before he turned his attention to the woman and he nodded his head slowly, “Wow.. Sorry, sure I can move out of your way.” He mentioned to her before he stepped to the side a bit so that she could get the shot that she seemed to desperately want.

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httplvke:

“ okay, so— i’m choosing not to think it’s weird that my mediterranean archaeology ta gave me this little ass bottle of inexplicably czech vodka; i can’t even read the bottle, i’m afraid to even try it and i need someone to do this with me for moral support. takers? ”

“I work in a bar so I could totally help you with all that.” He said to him, “But I would totally love to be there with you for moral support as long as you are to share some with me.” He said as he laughed softly. 

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bluesommers:

“Shit – I usually buy them pre made because I’m a lazy fucker who doesn’t like waiting for food. I like it to be ready to put in my mouth in the next 0.5 seconds.” He told him, shrugging his shoulder a little. “I hope so, I mean at the very most it might put a little extra weight on her.”

“Well then there’s your problem. I don’t think you are getting the correct amount of practice. I think if you were to practice more then you could totally master it.” He mentioned to him as he laughed softly. “Is a little weight something that she needs? because there are times that dogs really need to gain some weight.”

[kylerxmichaelson]

mvdelvme:

“Oh my god, no, you’re totally fine. Nothing to be sorry for! I used to be a little demon,” she assured him. She nodded sighing. “Less than two weeks ago, actually.”

“Oh alrighty then. I appreciate that you understand.” he said to the girl. “Oh wow. Did you have a boy or a girl?”

[kylerxmichaelson]

mvdelvme:

“I can understand that. Past experiences shape who you are and how you think about things,” she said with a nod. “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it.”

“I am glad that you understand that.” He mentioned to the girl. “Did you just have your baby? Sorry I came off as rude a little bit.. I just.. I am working on it. My boyfriend has me wanting to be nicer.”