Bubble Gum Birb

Short, Sweet, Gay af

[sitcom-central-deactivated20211]

blue flowers

reblog if you save <3 requests open

[yourlovelymonstrosity]

Saw this on Facebook. Reposting for the PSA.

[jimstares]

As I’m always a skeptic and had never heard of this, I had to look up more information. Very true, and here are excellent sources if you want to learn more - 1 and 2

[the-best-of-funny]

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[lovlae]

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

[narcoslug]

dead bug on my balcony this morning

sad :(

[narcoslug]

I’m planning to organize a funeral

You’re all invited

[lun-avi]

Can i write a eulogy

[narcoslug]

Please do

[narcoslug]

HE CAME BACK TO LIFE

[narcoslug]

What did I make this bug-size coffin for then

[lun-avi]

Oh my god nael

[narcoslug]

He’s chillin right now

He says hello and thank you for your genuine kindness towards him

[narcoslug]

Update :

BUG FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A TRAITOR

Look at this lil mothersucker

[narcoslug]

Last update :

Bug Jesus/Bug Friend is no longer a friend. Actually this is with deep sorrow that I announce you he might be dead for real now. Learning he was a lil blood sucker, my mom threw him out the window. He didn’t even have a propre burial.

At least the little paper coffin I made will always remind me of his determination to stay alive

Please now pay your respects

[lun-avi]

Press F to pay respects

[narcoslug]

WE KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN

[lun-avi]

Oh jesus fuck nael this is a goddamn soap opera

[narcoslug]

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST I’M IN TEARS AND MY MOM IS ROARING WITH LAUGHTER SAYING IT’S ALL MY FAULT

[every-username-is-taken-damnit]

This post is a God damned roller coaster! XD

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

what did trump mean when he said “right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change.” what that mean? 

[afloweroutofstone]

Trump takes a bold stance against birth

[daggers-drawn]

In case people are wondering, yes he actually did.

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[unclegrandpaapologist-deactivat]

reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.

[ilovealeclightwood]

i’m having an out of body experience 

[voidbat]

every time i put this on i wind up watching it for like five minutes straight. the sand guardian’s sweet little face when his buddy jumps in! this is just perfect.

[youdontreallywantthis]

This gets funnier each time it loops

[babyanimalpic]

[anyachulotra]

#same energy

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[valeria2067]

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

….oh my god.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you suddenly got the power to fly, it would be wise to wear a parachute in case the power went away.

[king]

a crow or some big ass bird dropped a coin on me wtf hit me square in the shoulder if yall dont hear from me ill be mugged or something this is getting fucking ridiculous now

[king]

its a nickel i found it in the grass do i take or leave it?????

[king]

i went to do my taxes and apparently this years new law fucks me over

[king]

[theearlgreyghost]

I’m pretty sure you have recieved a blessing from the local murder

[ripe]

mt_seaturtle on twitter

[veryfunnymemes]