This is my story

Kristen. 23. san diego state but home is where the cacti are creeper(s) creepin.

[lovenotlogic]

me: i feel so alone

me: maybe isolating myself will help

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[youdontreallywantthis]

How long have I been off of tumblr

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[egotheplanet]

Just saw Incredibles 2

- Believe the hype!

- The short film before the movie is TEAR inducing.

- Be cool to the kids who go to see it, they might have to wait 14 years for the next one. They’re people too; just tiny.

- There is NO end credits scene (my movie didn’t turn the lights back on at the credits which made everyone stay)

- No end credits scene bUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE HERO THEME SONGS THEY WERE ALL SINGING IN THE BEGINNING; STAY AFTER BC THEY PLAY THEIR THEME SONGS!!!!!

- There’s a LOT of flashing lights. Be careful if you know you don’t do good with the flashing lights or you have health problems relating to them!!!!

THAT’S IT. IT WAS AMAZING AND IT DID THOSE 14 YEARS JUSTICE!!!!!

[naturaekos]

“It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.”

— Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via minuty)

[catsofinstagram]

From @passionforpolefitness: “Soo.. am I a crazy cat lady or just a lady with crazy cats? (ps. No kitties were hurt making this video, just a human)“ #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2lBCM7x ]

[hookteeth]

I would love to have both this level of core muscle strength and this level of cats.

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[aspergersprincess]

Auditory Processing Problems

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

•*gets really focused on staring out the window and goes through four songs without hearing a single on*

[jaspurr]

someone is whispering to their friends in the library, you don’t even know who this person is but you know their major, what state they grew up in, and their hobbies during high school. you just wanted to find a quiet spot to do your chemistry homework.

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

being yelled at for “not listening” by friends and family. 

[ossuariies]

God. God. God. God.

[milliecoyote]

This entire post is so fucking relatable it hurts

[winterwombat]

“You just need to learn to tune it out.”

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

Struggling to explain why this one sound is the most horrible thing in the world while other very similar sounds are fine. 

[author-of-sin-deactivated202405]

Crickets.

[jesusworesandals]

[surprisebitch]

finally know the context

[just-shower-thoughts]

Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

[untuckedqueens]

how do I unread this

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[moonlitsaiyan]

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

[vvank3rshim]

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

[biodegrade]

[ampervadasz]

[characterlimit]

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

[luxgalador]

I cannot stop watching this

[filmouts]

Actress Lupita Nyong’o arrives at the red carpet for the 90th Annual Academy Awards on March 4, 2018, in Hollywood, California.

[youdontreallywantthis]

Goddess. That’s all.

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form

this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

[beetlejinx]

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

[honey-sunny-bee]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[always-have-high-hopes]

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

[eclinu]

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

[thetrashmouthclub]

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

[deathtokillian]

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

[crunchie-morris]

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

[max-class]

ah, you can’t sit with us :)

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

[isweartocoffee]

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

[sanctferum]

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

…

fuck off!

[sasukesgreasyhair]

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

[imgoodnow]

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

[spoopygirl-deactivated20200527]

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

[actiongirl2005-deactivated20190]

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

[sunstar121]

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

[fathercryptid]

*huff*

*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*

AdUHM

[youdontreallywantthis]

What the fuck is this

Oh, that’s just a

Conversation piece

A conversation about what

Well usually someone just says something like

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[sirjefetheboss-deactivated20210]

Oddly inspiring