Mario Slut™

It’s just a mess here Bi/Enby || 21+ || Married I do art: https://www.tumblr.com/queenaneria

[caterpie]

Super Mario 64 (1996)

[ndnbutch]

but if I were to say that I don’t think vampires inherently and universally represent queerness and that if that’s the only way you engage with any story containing a vampire then a lot of very important messages are going to go straight over your head? i would be killed to death.

[shelterwoodpod]

ESPECIALLY an issue when vampires very explicitly represent fear of outsider immigrant non-white invaders! Dracula can absolutely be read with a queer lens but we cannot let our desire for ~spooky gay stuff~ blind us to the very real xenophobia, antisemitism, and orientalism present in a LOT of the foundational media in vampire history! nor the racism present in modern vampire stories!!!

[rocketsaurus]

My friend sent me this and I'm.howling

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[redstonedust]

your blorbos don't have to be romantic to love each other (#platonic love wins) but also they don't have to love each other to be romantic. ship those characters as a loveless marriage. make their feelings tragically one-sided with no hope of change. put them in a dead end relationship that they both know needs to end but neither are willing to admit it yet. more bad ships forever. its enrichment for me.

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[osh-my-prince]

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[timrousbeastie]

[xalatath]

orgrimmar_grunt: If I see any alliance scum on my patrol route ill take their head

✊️28 🪓11 😂5

horde4life: Ive been sharpening my axe like all day and its crazy sharp

🪓30 ‼️9

HumanKiller: Just killed like 20 humans lol

😂49 ☠️22 ✊️13

DaFoppishBloodElf: Just bought the most splendid perfume

🤬66 🖕43 🧝‍♂️10

[warcraftheritageposts]

Warcraft Heritage Post

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[parakeet]

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

[emailmore]

breaking news. POPEYE the SAILOR has forgotten to hold back, and KILLED bluto with a single wicked strike

[misericordiia]

enough of asking "would you still love me if i was a worm?" would you still love me if i was a pit in your stomach eating away at you from the inside? would you still love me if i was a distant memory you could do nothing but grieve? would you still love me if i haunted you for the rest of your life?

[heartpdf]

i wanna live my life not survive it