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6. A drilling sound in my head? Sorry, it’s Mick F**king Hucknall.
Future Project?
A love song called 'Love: 404'
"I was looking for love/but I got a Love: 404 error message/instead"
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5. They came clean about the whole event but the passengers killed them anyway.
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3. Besides Level 42, a photo of Bob Holness’ old school tie.
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Out On A Promise
Humorous documentary where four single men are set up on dates with four beautiful supermodels.
Only we know that the men have been told that the models are rampant nymphomaniacs, and the models have been told that the men are rampant necrophiliacs.
Watch as the hilarious misunderstandings unfold!
Produced by Melvyn Bragg.
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Mojito Royale
The James Bond classic ‘Casino Royale’ as re-contextualised by a drunken 46 year old divorcee Kath Brewer and her hen party in Blackpool.
Co-Stars 'Turkish Barry' from the kebab shop as 'M'
Directed by Vin Diesel
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4. A burning sensation in the soul, followed by a dirty feeling about straw
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Mice Design
The sad story of an architect (Gene Hackman) that decides to let a group of mice, with tiny pens tied to their little feet, design a new housing project in Dallas.
Will rookie builder Emilio Estevez stop this crazy plan in time?
Fucking hell! Who do you think I am? Uri-fucking-Geller?
Sorry…got a bit carried away there…
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2. Small Children, Jimmy Saville and “Cheez Strings”.
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1. The dog did not gnaw the penis off, although the teeth marks can still be seen.
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Bonoman
A man gains rock star superpowers after being bitten by a radioactive U2 impersonator.
He then has to defeat the evil Dr Eno and his Coldplay-styled zombies from ruling the world via Oblique Strategies.
From the mind of a flu-ridden Bryan Ferry
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Swino
An alcoholic farmer (Pierce Brosnan) raises a piglet up on booze. When the farmer dies however, the pig runs amok in an absinthe fuelled rage, amongst the bars and clubs of the busy metropolis that is Essex.
‘The Daily Mail’ hailed “Swino” as; “…a pile of shit.”
Directed by the reincarnation of Rasputin.
O hai dere...
So here’s some of the stuff I am planning to do here #MoviePitchMadness Imaginary films that are currently playing in my head
#AnswersToUnknownQuestions They are answers To questions That we do not know
Also there’s probably going to be audioposts of me singing (badly) and my little cockney mouse voice.
*DISCLAIMER*
I am a lazy cow so things may (will) go quiet from time to time.
- Kyra Soze