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tfparrish:

You really do have to. He’ll be out of there and back to his old self before you know it.

Hopefully, I’m gonna go run and get changed now.

text : Bizzle.

Justin: We'd love too but see Legend is making is way down town and I promised to be there to meet him... so no.

Kylie: Having your face down in that general area isn't the smartest idea when my baby mama is having a baby, sooo... you're gross LMFAO.

Kylie: When I get back I'll stop by and meet the handsome man.

text : Bizzle.

Kylie: Do you and Selena wanna come with me and Hunter and our village of blondes to Vegas to go see Lamar?

tfparrish:

No idea, I lost track what relaxation is after having two kids. That sounds good to me, fireball is honestly tempting. I heard he woke up and said hi to Khloe or something today, so that’s a step closer.

Gotta love our life, though. Okay, I’ll finish up here and go upstairs and get changed and meet you out there soon baby. He did, he’s off life support and basically breathing on his own, or so I’m told at least. Rob said he smiled at him, which is good because those two are best friends.

tfparrish:

Sounds like a fun, relaxing day for you. Hopefully all four didn’t drive you up on the wall. I think you would look hot in a latex outfit, actually. Exactly, Vegas is big enough, I’m sure we won’t even see her and if we do, we’ll go to another part of the room. Were they? That makes it worse, maybe they will when he does get better this time? This could’ve been his wake up call and he’ll get clean now. Tomorrow after lunch works, we’ll eat, go pick up Noah and head to the airport.

Oh fun, no doubt. I don’t know what relaxing is anymore though. How about I clean up after dinner, put the girls to sleep, you go get on some shorts or swim trunks, and we can get into the hot tub with a bottle of wine, or if you really wanna relax theres probably still fireball in the back of the pantry? Yeah, which is why this sucks. I love Lamar, he’s such a good guy, he just got mixed up, I really hope he pulls out of it. I guess the other day he squeezed Khloe’s hand, but he did have multiple strokes, which means there could be some brain damage.

tfparrish:

Sounds good! Can we get the kids to go to be early and then we can have adult time? Can’t you just let him be batman and you be batwoman? We can go, and then just ignore her at all costs? I doubt she’ll be at the hospital twenty-four seven.·Because you should be there for Lamar, and Khloe. When do you want to leave? And a weekend in Vegas with the kids sounds good to me.

We can do that, I think their tired anyway, we’ve an a long exciting day, they ran around at the park, ran around In-n-Out, and than we went swimming during your twelve hour nap. Fine, he can be batman, and I’ll be catwoman. I think I’d look good in a latex outfit, anyway. Yeah, we’ll just go and if we see her we’ll steer clear of her. I couldn’t imagine, I wouldn’t know what to do if that was you. She’s still so in love with him, and it’s so hard to watch her deal with this. They were even talking about getting back together after he got sober. Can we leave tomorrow after we eat lunch or something?

#they really are relationship goals tho #lmfao

tfparrish:

It really did. We’re doing that then? At least it wasn’t baby talk! I’ve done that a few times, at work… Is that why he ran up to me telling me he was batman when I first got home? Good! I can handle Hotel Transylvania because that’s actually interesting. I love you, too. Yeah, I heard about him. Someone came up to me and was all, ‘your girl’s ex brother in law is in the hospital.’ Did you want to go? Because I can go, we can always drop the kids off with someone if you didn’t want to bring them with because of Kris.

Yes, we’ll just lock you up, we’ll go do that now. Consider yourself locked away from work and the outside world at least for a few hours because I need time with my baby. That must be why, but we all know, I’m batman. I love those movies, so much better than Frozen. I mean, I want to go, but I don’t because of Kris, but it’s Lamar and I can’t let her get in the way of me being there for support. I think we should go, and we can take the kids and have a weekend in Vegas, and when we go to the hospital, Rob or Ken can watch them, or Kim because she’s there.

#why can't kynter be real #like i ship them so hard now LMFAO

tfparrish:

I think so, like we’ll lock me up so I can leave anymore unless you and the kids are with me. No adult conversations for you? Just kid talk about Frozen? Please tell me they grew out of Frozen after the past few days? Do you? Of course I have time, always have time for you.

Oh, look at you shooting out good ideas. See, that sleep did you some good. No, I started talking like a two year old at one point, and Emma made us waffles that you throw into the toaster while Noah and I ran around the house fighting over who was really batman, he thinks he is, when we all know I am. Yes, we’ve moved from Frozen to Hotel Transylvania One and Two. You’re so sweet, I love you. So, Kendall wants us to fly out to Vegas to go be with Lamar, and the rest of my insane family.

#LUCKY YOU #kylie has like two #and their kyga and not cute

tfparrish:

Truth, and then she would just cry and never go back to sleep. And then I would’ve stayed up just to hold her. I missed you, too, baby.

Can you just not leave anymore? I was so lonely, well not lonely, but deprived of adult conversation is more like it. I also need to talk to you about us leaving for a few days, if you have time.

#awh #that sucks i'm sorry bae LMAO

zoesuggxox:

I have the absolute worst morning sickness. Please tell me someone as some remedies for it.

Go to Target, go to the Pharmacy, ask them for their morning sickness gummies, they kind of look like chewy vitamins, and just chew one when you feel like you’re getting sick, it’s what I did with my last baby, and it worked like a charm.

text : Partner in Crime.

Kendall: So, are you gonna come back out to Vegas?

Kendall: You were here for like a day, and Khlo is really struggling, and I think we all should be here.

Kendall: Even Roberto is flying out again.

Kylie: I honestly have no idea.

Kylie: I haven't gotten much time to talk to Hunter about anything that's been going on lately. He's been working, and I've been working from home, it's just craziness.

Kylie: I'm gonna try and talk to him, and since Rob's gonna be out there, we can take the kids and they can spend some time with him while I go see Lamar again.

tfparrish:

I snuck in because I didn’t want want you to scream and wake up Keira. But I am! For good, hopefully.

That makes sense, probably wouldn’t have been too quiet tackling you, so good choice babe, you looked like you needed the sleep anyway. I missed you though.

#that has to be my favorite kylie gif

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#tweetgram #omf this is all so sad

tfparrish:

I got home from work this morning and decided to take a little nap, ended up sleeping for like twelve hours…. that’s normal, right?

I didn’t even see you come in, I thought Noah was playing with me until I walked in like an hour ago to get a new shirt. But yaaay, you’re home!

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tfparrish:

Makes sense though. A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you. You’re already off your face.”

I’m all out of jokes, but I’ve got good pick up lines for days babe. Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more

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