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smoothjazzdigit

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

juliathefacesofevil

we're just normal men

oddjoblin

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

karnalesbian

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

defilerwyrm

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

selfcarereminder

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

corrucyst

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

kommetz

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

kommetz

HELLO????? HELLO?????

6mayhem

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

dragonprincessmew

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

transgenderrari-moved

thenewborndeity

Diversity win! Absol is OSHA Compliant!

@osha-official-the-sequel

hollowedfox

@bedrock-to-buildheight I thought about your Pokémon au when I saw this today

bedrock-to-buildheight

I legally must add them. For safety

orpheuslament

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

dogpuppy

hungwy

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

buckysknifecollection

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

goth-queen

depsidase

pitbolshevik

Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.

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