[silvermoon424]

My favorite failsubs lmao

[qqchurch]

[kyubox-incubox]

In otome games, there's always that one guy that's like:

I'm violent and dangerous.

I'm kidnapping you and locking you in a cage.

I'm going to verbally or even physically abuse you.

I'm three seconds away from hurting or killing you at all times.

And the fan art of him is always just like this because he's a sweet innocent baby to his fans, who has never done anything wrong because he's so cute.

[kyubox-incubox]

trick or treat?

I'm curious to see how badly this will backfire on me, so trick!

[the-moth-from-elsewhere]

Oh, dear, seems like Madoka was too busy to fight Walpurgisnacht…

and now it’s up to you.

good luck, incubator!

[kyubox-incubox]

...Why would I fight Walpy? I'm rooting for her! Go blow up Mitakihara! Help me put more pressure on girls to make contracts with me! Rub the fact that Homura screwed up again right into her face! Spread more despair for the sake of the universe!

Go Walpy go, go walpy go!

[kyubox-incubox]

Out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on the Madoka fic To the Stars by Hieronym, if you have read it?

I have no idea what that fic is, who the writer is or even what site you'd find it on sorry

[ashleytaylormemoria]

❀ The Ashley Taylor Memoria Project Is Now Available! ✿

Seeing the community come together like this, all in one big collage… It truly warms my heart! With over 125 contributors and 138 pieces of art – we couldn’t have done it without you! Thanks for keeping the spirit of Ashley alive~

Full PDF | Imgur 

[ashleytaylormemoria]

Has it been 3 years already? ~✿

[kyubox-incubox]

trick or treat?

I'm curious to see how badly this will backfire on me, so trick!

[romloveskyousaya]

Source: 775azami

[risari]

Saw a certain someone at Goodwill

[homunculus-argument]

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

[cordyceps-sapiens]

I don’t know about other cultures, but in English folklore, when a beekeeper dies someone has to go out and tell the bees.

[baconmancr]

Imagine you’re a neolithic hunter-gatherer, just hanging out, sacrificing stuff to your god, when a new god you’ve never met before shows up and tells you that your god is dead, it’s not your fault or anything, and maybe a new god will come along to take care of you, maybe not, it’s gonna be touch and go for a while

[fox-sama97]

Apparently in medieval Europe they also whispered secrets to the bees.

So imagine the mildly eldritch God you worship talks to you and tells you secrets, but these secrets make no sense to you and are incomprehensible to understand or even know they are secrets. But your God does make vibrations at you, so thats probably a good thing right??

Also occasionally the Swarm decides there is not enough room in the Hive because the eldritch god didn't take the offering of Honey at their normal time. So enough of a Swarm builds up that the second queen is able to leave without decimating the first Swarm. They are all set to search out a new place that will likely not have your God anymore (but really that's not too much of a struggle, they have abandoned you, that's part of why you've left, even though the first Swarm still holds out hope for their return).

And then, the scouts find another Hive right next to the old Hive. Literally right next to it. So the Queen lands to inspect it and wow, it's a good deal. The area already has enough food to support 2 Hives, so it's a not problem to stay in the area now that they have the space, but...this wasn't here before.

And then you see God, they've come to help the Swarm move to the new Hive and take the offering from the old Hive. Truly this must have been their plan all along

[samyazaz]

In English folklore, you ALSO have to invite your bees to your wedding, and decorate their hive, and leave a slice of cake for them, and also bring your new spouse by to introduce them to the hive straightaway. Imagine your eldritch god doing THAT.

[hootenanie]

if two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn't pass the bechdel test

[hootenanie]

[finalvortex]

"If two men have sex with each other, is that feminist because no women are being sexualized, or anti-feminist because it doesn't pass the bechdel test?"

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - Anti-feminist because no women are getting laid.

RHETORIC [Medium: Success] - Anti-feminist. It's only feminist if a woman is present and not being sexualized. Otherwise it's just another male-driven narraative.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Feminist. Women love yaoi.

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - It's deeply misogynistic because they're speaking over women.

INLAND EMPIRE [Formidable: Success] - Actually it's fine because two fully clothed women are standing in the OR operating view room, commenting like Statler and Waldorf.

SAVOIR FAIRE [Medium: Success] - It's only feminist if it was written by a straight woman.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Impossible : Success] - Depends on whether the men are lesbians. Hope this helps.

DRAMA [Easy: Success] - Whatever makes straight people who have to listen to this argument most uncomfortable.

LOGIC [Legendary: Success] - Two men are only allowed to have sex with each other if they're in the same room as at least two women, and those women need to introduce themselves and have a conversation that's not about the men having sex in the room.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Easy: Success] - That's a lot of work to be putting on women.

SUGGESTION [Heroic: Success] - In a way, it could be yuri. That's sex two women could be having... but they aren't. Why? That's the yuri itself... the longing.

KLAASJE - "It's feminist if I can watch."

[kawacy]

Since tomorrow is the release of Nobu x Okita event in the US server of Fate/Grand Order,

after 3000years finally English fans can now understand why these two gays are OTP for so many people… Congratulations

___

Oda Nobunaga x Okita Souji from Fate/Grand Order

All artworks by me | Kawacy

[shiseptiana]

Vlad’s life with other berserkers

[uintaundead]

[double-eagle-viii]

Boys don't want a fairytale romance boys want whatever this is

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Rusty & 621 shenanigans 💙

[madohomurat]

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.