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Straight people think that either you know you’re gay from childhood or something big happens one day and you Realize (and it is like that to some of course) but lbr for many it goes like

I’m straight

No I’m bi

Wait am I biromantic ace?

No I’m definitely bi

…I may not be bi

Am I straight after all? Am I ace??

Maybe I’m demi??? Who knows

I might also be aroace…

Fuck it I’m pretty sure I’m queer

or whatever

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I feel called out.

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reblog if you at least vaguely remember this

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college tips

- do not take 8 am classes

- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week

- sleep

- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it

- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly

- quizlet

- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS

- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food

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- dont wear your lanyard around your neck

- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home

- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES

- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow

- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind

- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning

- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look

- take out the fucking trash

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When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

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She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

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She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

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Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

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fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.

fuckingconversations

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.

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she kicks ass like a coursing river

tacorub

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

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Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

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Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.

Maya Angelou (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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YOU SIT THERE AND YOU DONT TELL ME THAT THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE BIRTH.

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JAN 1ST DIDN’T WORK OUT SO FEB 8TH NEW YEAR NEW ME

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I’ve had enough of this school

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wealth!!!

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REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

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Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”

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I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

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Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

whitewolf634

Man, that sucks.

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I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

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LOUD MURP

goniiii

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I do my flatmate’s makeup

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Before the assassination in Cabanatuan, Luna was shown sitting on top of a hill, holding the medallion that his mother gave him. In that scene, his voice can be heard saying… (source: x)

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Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:

1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.

2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.

3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.

4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.

5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.

6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.

7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.

8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.

9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses

10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.

11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.

12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.

13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.