It's just me....

and I have no idea what I'm doing here.

[kzoobeergirl]

Hey all, check out this gorgeousness that I'm rocking right now! As you can see, I'm not ready to give up the brights just yet! This is Glam Polish - Tropic Like It's Hot and my photo is NOT color accurate. I took about eleventy bazillion photos of this inside, outdoors, in my light box, etc. and I could not get it right. This is close but IRL it's less coral-y and more pink than my photo looks (and slightly darker). You should really scroll to the 3rd photo so you can feast your eyes on all the flakie goodness crammed in this polish! #glampolish #tropiclikeitshot #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indiesarethebest #supportindies #buyindiepolish #polishporn #maniporn #nailporn #flakies @glampolish_ (at Kalamazoo, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoAVGS1AL2G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nclcnoe546s5

[kzoobeergirl]

I love thermal polish so much, especially when they have perfect formulas! Fancy Gloss has the best thermal formula of any brand I've ever used, this was opaque in one coat (I did two because... crazy...)! This is Desert Moonlight topped with Glam Polish Pocketful Of Rainbows and Superchic Lacquer Marvel Plush top coat (for that perfect satin finish!). Because I like being a creepy finger sniffer, I put it on a base of Vibrant Vinyls Level Up in Almond Rum Cake scent (aka the scent that makes me want to chew off my fingertips because it smells effing amazing)! #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indiesarethebest #supportindies #buyindiepolish #polishporn #maniporn #nailporn #fancygloss #thermal #thermalpolish #desertmoonlight #glampolish #pocketfulofrainbows #vibrantvinyls #almondrumcake #superchiclacquer #marvelplush (at Kalamazoo, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpHX8CAlSI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gs865mgnvwuk

[kzoobeergirl]

Oh my cheeses y'all, I am dumber than a box of doorknobs! I bought this polish in November, 2015 and this is the first time I've ever wore it (WTF is wrong with me??)! This legit might be my favorite KBShimmer polish of all time and forever! This is Smoke Signal and it took 3 coats to cover my wicked VNL. #manicure #notd #manicure   #ilovenailpolish #nailpolishaddict #nailartaddict #nailporn #polishporn #maniporn #nailpolishaddicted #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indiesarethebest #supportindies #buyindiepolish #kbshimmer #kbshimmersmokesignal #crelly #glitterpolish #glittercrelly #greypolish (at Kalamazoo, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnj1sTWBtwN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=77sam3myfm5a

[kzoobeergirl]

#trump #dumptrump #WorstPresidentEver #trumpsucks #mccain #JohnMcCain #8645 #ImpeachTrump #NotMyPresident #trumpisachump (at Kalamazoo, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnEWvjyhRcm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ordv1u0ekfx

[kzoobeergirl]

I got my August Polish Pickup order on Friday and I chose this awesome Moon Shine Mani polish to wear first. This is He Calls Me John and I absolutely love it! I did 2 coats (over white undies because I didn't want it to be too thick) and I used Cuticula Silk Base Coat and Cuticula Timeless Top Coat so that my fingers would smell as amazing as they look! @moonshinemani @phoebemoon14 @cuticulanailtape #moonshinemani #hecallsmejohn #polishpickup #polishpickuppack #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indiesarethebest #indieswatch #cuticula #frootypebbles #timelesstopcoat #silkbasecoat #crelly #glitterpolish #glittercrelly #ilovenailpolish #nailporn #polishporn #maniporn (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

So @essie finally decides to give us a bigger brush (thank you!) and @chinaglazeofficial goes in the opposite direction and is now using this shitty micro brush?? WHT China Glaze? This brush sucks! On the other hand, this color is GORGEOUS! #mustard #mustardthecourage #mustardpolish #tinybrushessuck (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

Who's too old for glitter? #NotMe! 😂 How fun is @kbshimmer Sweet Wave? This glitter mix is a party in a bottle and it looks awesome over every base color (evidenced here by Sally Hansen Pacific Blue)! Trust me when I say, you're #NeverTooOldForGlitter! #kbshimmer #sweetwave #kbshimmersweetwave #pacificblue #sallyhansen #sallyhansenpacificblue #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indiesarethebest #supportindies #buyindiepolish #polishporn #maniporn #nailporn #indieswatch (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

Oh my gosh y'all, does anyone else have this polish?? This was one of my first indies (I got this over 6 years ago!) and it's still in my top 10 favorite indie polishes! This is Hare Polish (come back Nikole, we miss you!) - Asteroid Turf and it is perfection! The swampy/grassy green base and magenta glitters are just amazing together! I don't care how old I get, I'll never be too old for this glitter!! 😃 @harepolish #NeverTooOldForGlitter #hare #harepolish #asteroidturf #harepolishasteroidturf #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indiesarethebest #supportindies #buyindiepolish #polishporn#maniporn #nailporn #glitter #glitterpolish #glitternails (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

I decided to sort out my collection of texture polishes today to see if I needed to take advantage of the Zoya Pixie Dust sale (of course I did! 😂). I currently have 98 textures (swipe to see my stash) and ordered 3 today. #nailpolish #ilovenailpolish #nailporn #polishporn #maniporn #nailpolishaddicted #texture #texturepolish #mystash

[kzoobeergirl]

I have another "old lady" mani to share! This is Fresh Paint Honeydew (a one coat bleached neon y'all!!) topped with Nine Zero Blossoms (aka my new most favorite topper of all time and forever!). I got SO MANY compliments when I was wearing this! Of course I used Orly One Night Stand for easy peesy removal! #greenmani #greennails #greenpolish #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indieswatch #indiesarethebest #supportindies #buyindiepolish #polishporn #maniporn #nailporn #NeverTooOldForGlitter #ninezero #ninezerolacquer #Orly #onenightstand #orlyonenightstand @ninezerolacquer #ninezeroblossoms #glitter #glitterpolish #glitternails (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

Because I'm the world's laziest IGer, I still have 4th of July manicures to post so I'm just jumping in! This was one of my favorite manis I've rocked in a long time and it was so simple. I used Orly One Night Stand to make for easy removal (seriously y'all, I love that stuff!). I did one coat of Jessica White Hot topped with one coat of NOPI Sing You Like A Bee (which gave the prettiest golden shimmer that you can't really see in the picture). Lastly, I sponged on Sally Hansen Color Frenzy - Red, White, and Hue. I sponged it on because I wanted to keep the mani textured. This one is also for #NeverTooOldForGlitter! #4thOfJuly #4thofjulynails #jessicawhitehot #nopi #nopisingyoulikeabee #sallyhansen #colorfrenzy #redwhiteandhue #texture #texturepolish #orlyonenightstand (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

Happy 4th of July, fellow Americans! This is my #4thOfJuly #fluidnailart and I think it turned out pretty well! I used Sinful Colors Hypnotic Transforming Topcoats in Redrum and Rebel Rebel, Sinful Shine Most Sinful, and Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear White On to create these. #SinfulColors #redwhiteandblue #hypnotictransformingtopcoat #rebelrebel #redrum #sallyhansen #sinfulshine #whiteon #mostsinful (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

More glitters for the old ladies and more beer for the brewheads! 💚🍺 On my nails is Cupcake Polish - Water You Doing? topped with Poparazzi - Never Too Rich. I absolutely LOVE this combo and I got a ton of comments when I was wearing it! The beer is pretty good but a bit light on the finish. It had a nice citrus flavor and was really easy drinking. It reminds me of a "light" NEIPA. #NeverTooOldForGlitter #cupcakepolish #wateryoudoing #poparazzi #poparazzipolish #nevertoorich #voodooranger #juicyhazeipa #newbelgium #newbelgiumbrewing #glitter #glitterpolish #glitternails #craftbeerlover #craftbeer #ilovebeer #drinkgoodbeer #realwomendrinkbeer #craftbeerporn #beergirl #beerporn #craftnotcrap #drinkcraftbeer #mynailsandmybeer #beericures #mybeerandmynails (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

A little something I'm working on for the 4th! #fluidnailart #redwhiteandblue #4thofjuly (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

Check out this gorgeousness!!! I dug out my bottle of China Glaze - Liquid Crystal fur this #NeverTooOldForGlitter glitterbomb! Thanks to the awesome peelability of Orly One Night Stand, removal was an absolute breeze! #chinaglaze #liquidcrystal #chinaglazeliquidcrystal #Orly #onenightstand #orlyonenightstand #glitter #glitterpolish #glitternails #glitterbomb (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

Hey all, check out this handsome fella! His name is Jesse (Tyler Ferguson) and he's the newest addition to the Pennock Pet Crew! #siamesecat #flamepointsiamese #siamesemix #flamepoint #straycat #jtf #jessetylerferguson #ginger #ilovegingers #adoptdontshop (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)

[kzoobeergirl]

Hey all! I'm coming at you with a #MyBeerAndMyNails and a #NeverTooOldForGlitter mani!! This is another polish from years ago (March, 2013) and it's such a fun mix of glitters! Innisfree is a Korean brand that used to be easier to find than they are now. As for the beer, if you haven't tried anything from Old Nation yet, you're absolutely missing out! They do incredible beers and this one is no exception. This is a great pale ale with super yummy tropical fruit flavors and a smooth finish. If you're ever in Michigan you have to go to Old Nation! #mynailsandmybeer #oldnation #greenstone #oldnationgreenstone #mibeer #micraftbeer #brewedinmichigan #puremichigan #madeinmichigan #craftbeerlover #drinkgoodbeer #craftbeerporn #beergirl #beerporn #craftnotcrap #drinkcraftbeer #innisfree #innisfreeecopolish #glitter #glitterpolish (at Kalamazoo, Michigan)