HYDROPHILIAC

You can get the girl out of the water but you can't get the water out of the girl

[slytherinthispussy]

james potter: was shitty as a teenager sirius black: was shitty as a teenager draco malfoy: was shitty as a teenager severus snape: was shitty as a teenager

james potter: grew out of it sirius black: grew out of it draco malfoy: grew out of it severus snape: was shittier as an adult

it’s that simple????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

[tsolingas]

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

[th3diff3r3nt1]

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

then you belong in academia 

[spatialsoloist]

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[l--o--u]

It might be autumn outside but on my windowsill it’s still summer ☀️🍋 #summerinmywindow #autumn #urbangardening #lemontree #whenlifegivesyoulemons #myaesthetic #roomdecor #roomwithaview

[l--o--u]

Workspace aesthetic. Mondays aren't so bad #workspace #desk #workstation #homeoffice #digitalnomadinthemaking #mondays #deskdecor #desksetup #desksofinstagram

[l--o--u]

Freedom is the state of missing nothing. Thank you @christinailc for capturing a magical week 💕 #yoga #yogateachertraining #yttintensive #itsthecracksthatletthelightin #ayurvedahofengel #yamyoga #jivamukti #yourvibeattractsyourtribe (at Ayurvedahof Engel)

[l--o--u]

My dash did a thing

[yungterra-blog]

Egg Recipe

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

egg

eight whole egg

—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

[l--o--u]

I can't breathe for laughing at this and I don't even know why I find it funny 😂

[janicexxx]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[l--o--u]

I'll just close my eyes for a second... HOLY FUCK HOW IS IT 8:30 IT WAS 7:05 THREE MINUTES AGO

[madmonsterpartier-deactivated20]

[l--o--u]

The eyewear shop next to my yogastudio has the most awesome window display #pussygrabsback #political #politics #windowdisplay #shopwindow #cantkeepquiet (at Hartogs)

[l--o--u]

give it time and we wonder why / do what we can, laugh and we cry / and we sleep in your dust because we've seen it all before #xavierrudd #xavierruddconcert #tollwood #tollwood2017 #concert #musicinmysoul #whatanamazingartist #grateful (at Tollwood)

[l--o--u]

Munich, your sky is crazy tonight #munich #sky #skystagram #sunset #sunsetlovers #sunsetlove #089 #ohmothernature (at Westend Schwanthalerhöhe)

[l--o--u]

Dü min tüüs, min öömran lun 🌊☀️🌬 #amrum#oomram #küstenkind #friesland #nordfriesland #amrumliebe #kniepsand #dünen #nordischbynature #nordicbynature #northerngirl #mermaidatheart #fromwhereistand #nordicsummer

[l--o--u]

#sunset #küstenkind #kniepsand #amrum #perledernordsee #oomram #nordicbynature #nordischbynature #mermaidatheart #friesland (at Quermarkenfeuer Norddorf)