Fuck Em. Dont Fuck Them, but Fuck em.

Done with bullshit, immaturity, and fake ass people. I just want cuddles, genuine good times and great sex; like any normal person. Oh and memes. 😜

[mycatbasil]

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[bearded-shepherd]

Hot Take...

There’s no such thing as dying too young. death doesn’t give a shit… you die and that’s it

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[zomi-hime-deactivated20201001]

@lifeisdetermination

[officialfist]

@princessdawnauroreon

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Here are my contributions

[joshuadduarte]

[taciturnaberration]

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[1thats-so-me1]

Babe when I read the first part I was like I wanna reblog but what even is cooking? Then I read the rest @cayleydancer97

[sartorialadventure]

Lisa Farrall hairstyling (British Hair Awards 2016, Afro Finalists Collection)

[stormraven24]

Wait, these aren’t paintings?!

[thelightreturns]

I spent the whole time scrolling down going “are these photorealistic paintings or actual photos”

[armada-of-ships-against-antis]

Finally it’s back on my dash again and I’m still in awe.

Those are just beautiful and I mean every detail. I can’t believe those are “simply” from a Hair Award. I mean the hair looks fantastic but so does everything else.

[welovethe90s]

THE END TO PLASTIC BAGS 🙌🙌🙌

Why Reusable Silicone Bags?

BETTER FOR THE PLANET

It’s not magic, it’s just very reusable. Our reusable silicone bags were designed with the environment in mind. One silicone bag can replace 5000+ disposable bags. The average family can use up to 2000 plastic bags a year. All that plastic can end up in landfills and the ocean. Save yourself and save the planet. The turtles will thank you for it.

BETTER FOR YOU

Made with 100% platinum silicone. Because you’re worth it. Traditional plastic containers are petroleum based and can contain harmful chemicals. These toxins can leach into your food especially when heating or microwaving. That’s why pure silicone is the best choice for your health.

NO BPA • NO LEAD • NO PVC • NO PHTHALATES

SO CONVENIENT

These babies can take the heat! Our reusable silicone bags are safe to use on the top or bottom racks of your dishwasher. They are food safe and can be microwaved and heated up to 425°F (220°C). They’re also flexible and expandable so you can use them in the freezer. Squeeze out air then zip.  Buh-bye freezer burn.

Check them out HERE

[newtonblankets]

Like a Much-Needed Hug From a Loved One 🤗

The Issue: Anxiety is the fastest-growing mental illness in America, affecting approximately 40 million American adults, according to the Anxiety and Depression Association of America. Women are twice as likely as men to be affected. Many factors can lead to a generalized anxiety disorder (GAD) diagnosis, and three of the most common risk factors are genetics, personality, and life events.

The Solution: Deep touch pressure, which is gentle, constant pressure similar to a long hug, has a calming effect, relaxing the nervous system and stimulating hormones that regulate mood, sleep and more. This effect allows you to go from stressed and anxious to calm and peaceful completely naturally.

By boosting endorphins, weighted blankets may create a change in the body’s chemistry and decrease cortisol, the stress hormone.This is the hormone that creates the fight or flight instinct which can leave you feeling panicked, anxious and exhausted.

One of the most important endorphins that’s released by weighted blankets is serotonin, sometimes known as “the happy chemical”, a hormone and mood elevator. Sunshine, exercise and foods like salmon and spinach can boost serotonin, however, not everyone lives in sunny Los Angeles, gets enough time at the gym or eats spinach like Popeye, so serotonin is often in short supply. With weighted blankets, this serotonin production is stimulated naturally.

Serotonin leads to the production of melatonin, a hormone that makes one feel sleepy and regulates sleep patterns. Ultimately, this combination of increased serotonin and melatonin can create a relaxed, calm state and chilled out nervous system ideal for sleep.

Check out the Newton Blanket HERE

[cannibalchicken]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[gay-but-straight]

I’m so c o n f u s e d

[bedrock-ruins-deactivated201911]

ALEX???? WHAT THE FUCK???

btw the tweet is here go sign the thign

[xx-satyr-xx]

do it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey could someone make a fanart flag? bc that would honestly be the best thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait wait wait why does the aardvark have the shorter nose

[savetheturtlescanada]

IT’S TIME TO STOP USING SINGLE-USE PLASTICS!!!

We recently sparked conversation amongst the Tumblr community about our global plastic usage when we first introduced our reusable straws. While we were aggressive in pointing out that change needed to be made, some of you stressed that plastic usage went beyond just straws. We took what you told us in wanting more products that could assist in lowering our plastic usage and have come up with a solution for another plastic culprit: single-use produce bags.

While grocery stores worldwide are phasing out single-use grocery bags at the till, produce bags still remain. On average, 4 bags per family are used per day, adding up to a staggering 1,500 short-lived bags per year!

The average plastic bag is used for a whopping 12 minutes! That same bag will take centuries to degrade and may cause irreversible damage to marine life and our oceans. Making the switch to reusables will make a difference - in the health of our planet and the long-lasting freshness of your food.

They are not just for produce either. You can store travel items and almost any household item. Perfect for toys, fruit, coins, medicine, cables, cosmetics, accessories and much more. Use them to keep things together during grocery shopping, camping, fishing, garden harvest, beach, and travels. 

We hope you’ll join us in our effort to continue the conversation surrounding the reduction of plastic use and keeping our oceans clean. 

Check out our Reusable Bags HERE

[andromeda40002019]

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

[babyanimalgifs]

oh my god

[waronidiocy]

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

[useless-swedenfacts]

my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

[useless-swedenfacts]

its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic. 

[babyanimalgifs]

Proof that all dogs are angels. (Sound on)

via @hdbrosriley

[ghost-from-hell]

Coastal Wolf | British Columbia by  Lyman Creek Photography