Laur of the Universe @lauroftheuniverse - Tumblr Blog

Hi! I’m Laur!

I use any pronouns.

I’m an adult by definition. If you’re a minor don’t go to secondary locations with me. Also, I’m aroace and VERY sex repulsed, so… pls don’t talk to me about sex.

I don’t have a dni, I instead use the block button, and will use it at will if you’re bigoted.

Currently not taking commissions!

If you ask me if I do commissions, I will assume you’re a scammer and block you! There’s a possibility of me doing commissions one day but right now it’s not my focus.

If you steal my art and/or feed it into ai I will fucking get you

I like to draw, crochet and write, and I have too many fandoms but I post a lot about TMA. Most of the time I just reblog stuff I like but I do occasionally make my own posts. They’re either tagged with “#my art” or “#yapping” and anything tagged with “#my notes posts” is a post that got more attention than I thought it would

I also have too many ocs. I’ve posted occasionally about them, and you can learn about some of them on my Unvale! I have so many that I haven’t posted about though.

MAJOR NEWS!!! I have a webcomic now! It has its own sideblog. Pls check it out!

@watchout-youarewhatyoueat

I HAVE FANART????? Art done by the amazing the phenomenal @xx-theblack-vixen-xx here!!!

(Psst. You can send me doodle requests)

Important links:

My Unvale

My Artfight (go team mystery)

My ao3 (I don’t post works there too often and I update them even less)

I also have an ongoing TMA au on the blog! It’s called the Eleyeless AU, and you can either look at the tag on my blog or at the masterpost here and if anybody has questions I’d be happy to answer them

maxthefromg

got a random urge to draw jonathan sims, head archivist of magnus institute, london

im also a proud member of “artist with an oc who looks like jon tma who they made before discovering tma” so I had to indulge myself bit

#reblogs #JONBINARY!!!#also I love the oc’s hair fluff

animentality

#reblogs #god this hit me right to my core #I am by far not conventionally attractive and in middle and high school friends would complain about getting cat called #and I nodded along and commiserated #but like part of me was thinking that I wanted to be catcalled too #just to prove to myself I’m not just a troll in human form #and id feel horrible because its a horrible thing to go through

dragosballz

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

inertial-reel

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

kla1991

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

predishthefish

#reblogs #I think I’ve met people like this #I might be one of em lol

crowley-stardust

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

#reblogs #Arthur Lester #Holland March

milolunde

Shepherd and his Lamb

You guys really liked Beyond Blood and Im SOOOO glad for it!!!

I don’t have any more drawn content of them right now, so if there’s anything you’re interested in or would like to see, drop by my inbox ^^^ I’ll try to get to what I can

#reblogs #look at these adorable goobers

oliviaflies06

What’s in the bag: Ryland Grace style

(Getting dragged along to meetings means bag searches happen quite often. He is NEVER ready)

Credit for the list goes to @official-dr-ryland-grace

#reblogs #Grace’s bag is so me fr fr

qqchurch

landofwindandthrowingshade

#reblogs

gayrika

game dev: this character is nonbinary

gamers:

#reblogs #REAL SHIT #to be honest it ticks me off even when it is meant to be up to player’s interpretation #cause like there’s not much nb rep and most of it is games #pls just let us have this bro

profaneheaven

wait this isnt arthur lester

#reblogs #crap I got the wrong Jon

yournonbinarypal

#reblogs #I have seen this post in the wild now yay

pocketcat-hater

Eridian Neutral Committee

(My shitty take on JustCakeThanks's amazing template)

#reblogs #LMAOOOOOO

snommelp

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

themightytej

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

Reblog to save a life

suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

dovewithscales

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

#reblogs #saving for later