☆kylie fvcking stout☆

thats all you gotta know k.

[l0lfuckyew]

what if the air we breathe is actually a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world. but when people do actual "drugs" they trip and see the real world. and thats why theyre illegal..

[kingcartman-blog]

Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?

[the-kenneth-mccormick]

It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.

[kingcartman-blog]

Damn

[the-official-hate-of-pants]

FACT OF THE DAY FOR MY FUCKING FRIENDS

[amemait]

Thank you this has bothered me.

[l0lfuckyew]

I thought it was bc it blows when its over. 😑 I have a dirtier mind than I thought.

[l0lfuckyew]

shitty can quality but hey I love it.

[l0lfuckyew]

smoke w me Corey Taylor. ❤

[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

so is it donuts or doughnuts tho

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

it’s deez nuts

[prom-ising]

[sex4wifi]

[roofieprincess]

Saw this on a followers account and had to reblog 

[arcueid-archive-deactivated2019]

am i really seeing this on mine dashbort

[straightboyfriend]

I ghost wrote this

[thelonleystonerfreeshismind-blog]

“netflix and chill?” - nahh.

[escapeintomadness]

Proud to be a stoner.

[mellowmoodg0tme]

i want a hot guy to smoke a blunt,bong with and cuddle all day flying high and go to see stars at night.  #stoner, #hotguyssmokeweed, #blazed.

[tryweed]

this killed me! lmfao

[l0lfuckyew]

the last smoke sesh.

[lilhippiedreamer]

10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump

1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.

2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.

3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.

4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.

5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?

6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.

7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.

8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.

9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.

10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around. 

[punkrock-astrology]

I’m not even american but oh my god don’t let this scumbag be your fucking president

[sagethedinosaur]

11. He wants to shut down all mosques, though he knows that it may be illegal

12. He wants to make all Muslims wear a badge and carry an ID that says that they’re Muslim

Remind you of anything?

[borenii-deactivated20160609]

Reblogging again for that^

[polkadot-cookie]

13. He said that autistic children just need to be properly disciplined and that people suffering through depression and PTSD are acting as though they’re the first generation to struggle with these issues.

[bogbitchthings]

everyone needs to see this

[e123-omga]

14. He wanted to set up a “humane deportation force” That would rid America of Illegal immigrants.    

Eerily enough, the Nazis had proposed a similar idea of wanting the Jews out of Europe; to set up a deportation force to exile the Jews from Europe. (source)

Wake up America.You are literally voting for the modern Adolf Hitler

[just-the-way-youre-not-blog]

15. He made fun of a NY Times reporter’s disability.

[bushra-aa]

16. He said that if he would date Ivanka if she wasnt his daughter.

[l0lfuckyew]

OMG i woke up this morning and was gunna call off work but instead they called me and told me i didnt have to come in cuz there wasn't any customers all morning why tf cant this be everyday.

[l0lfuckyew]

thank you alecccc. 😘💕😁😍😚

[l0lfuckyew]

bday weekend this aquarius is rollin tonight. 😌

[l0lfuckyew]

snow.

[georgetakei]

[girldoesnothing-deactivated2016]

I travel the world for the perfect tea

Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you

Some of them want to be infused by you