I wanna write a fic about this now but silly idea I had (should I write a oneshot of this?)
Soap: forgot to take his wedding ring off his dogtags, he’s been married to Ghost for around 3-4 months but they haven’t told anyone of their marriage let alone relationship (not that they are good at hiding it) and during missions he wears his ring on his dogtags becuase it’s not like anyone will see them with all his gear on
Gaz: looks over at soap wait a second John… is that a bloody ring on your tags mate?
Soap: panics no it’s uhh a family heirloom, Scottish pride
Gaz: looks at him unimpressed bullshit! you have a wife and didn’t tell us mate what the hell!
Price: activates his brain as he looks suspiciously between ghost and soap, ghost not having moved a inch or shown any reaction
Soap: Kyle I swear I don’t have a wife gulp
Ghost: cuts gaz off We all know Johnny wouldn’t be able to charm a lass if he sold his soul for a chance at even attempting to
Soap: gasps dramatically How rude I am a gentleman! Many women love me and I could pick up someone at the bar right now L.T I’ll have you know it
Ghost: teases with that ugly mug I would be surprised if anyone looked your way
Soap: At least my ugly mug isn’t hidden by a childish mask
Price: boys enough, this is worse then when you two are bantering flirting on coms together
It’s just Price and Gaz left together now the other two running off somewhere
Gaz: Sir do you think soap really has a wife and didn’t tell us?
Price: no I don’t think he’s got a wife
Gaz: Sir you have to be taking the piss, you saw the ring
Price: I never said I didn’t think he was married Gaz
Gaz: But…? You said you don’t think he has a wife
Price: He’s not married to a women son pats his shoulder and gives him a look trying to tell gaz without saying it out loud
Gaz: looks at Price like he’s crazy then thinks back to everything he’s seen between Ghost and Soap through the years of being on 141
Gaz: oh… ohhhh (insert long ass pause) THOES BASTARDS GOT MARRIED AND DIDN’T INVITE US TO THE WEDDING?
