Tale As Old As Time

Hi, I'm Molly. This is my personal blog that's all over the place. Enjoy.

[lizzy-bennet]

Look, you get porridge! And it’s happy to see you!

[allasianflavours]

[dragonboy400]

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

[goawaythisblogisinactive-blog]

you could have at least said spoiler alert

[bewbin]

i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

[bewbin]

Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM

[fozzie]

in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

[thexfiles]

me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time

[jaredduck]

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

[mjalti]

why is Apple adding a clown emoji? the boy emoji already exists? add more heart variations so I can express my love in more ways

[14085089042]

I understand you’re dealing with some clearly unresolved emotional issues right now but it costs 0 dollars to not be unduly mean to boys

[mjalti]

I don’t have those types of funds atm

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

I like how men tell us that periods are somehow simultaneously “not that bad” and also bad enough that we shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of power.

[thatonechick339-deactivated2023]

This is a very important and powerful text post.

[mpregcraig]

[mpregcraig]

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

[stability]

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[stability]

[eggzaki]

idc (I do care)