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Life just hurts people and hurts people, until finally it hurts them so that they can’t be hurt ever any more. That’s the last and worst thing it does.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via quotes)

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I will let you down;

I will make you HURT.

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❝ Get some rest, tall child. ❞ ❝ I always thought quick-sand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be. ❞ ❝ Ugh! This oughtta be good! ❞ ❝ So, why were they in charge? ❞ ❝ This is the height of luxury! ❞ ❝ Lost in New York? The streets are numbered. ❞ ❝ Eleven up and one over you simple bitch! ❞ ❝ Which is some racist ass bullshit. ❞ ❝ Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. ❞ ❝ No, that’s a thing I’m sensitive about! ❞ ❝ Before I hit puberty, I had a voice like a little flute. ❞ ❝ No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot! ❞ ❝ Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it. ❞ ❝ I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing. ❞ ❝ Those are two real things that I heard. ❞ ❝ You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞ ❝ It was really easy to get away with murder before they discovered DNA. ❞ ❝ Hmmm. Gross. Mop it up! ❞ ❝ Were bullets free back then? ❞ ❝ I don’t like robots… thinkin’a things. ❞ ❝ Canceling plans is like heroin. It’s an amazing feeling. ❞ ❝ They were drinking like a monster. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t have to be right, it just has to be short. ❞