GearMarke

[She/Her] I am but a gear in the Klok, yadda yadda. if you think my shits funny check out my art @Draconicmoss

[gearmarke]

Credit to @a.grandpasguitar on Tiktok

[gearmarke]

RARE SKWIZGAAR MOMENT

He does field research to see what the grandmas like in his area. He goes to book clubs, he reads the Amish romance novels they seem obsessed with (though he's certain he could do better). He gets into young adult vampire romances for a short time before being blown off by a shitty ending here or there.

"What's do you means she dies! That's ams not romantical! That's ams shitty writing!"

[gearmarke]

Any good recommendations on a subtle place for a Gear tattoo?

[gearmarke]

Mfw Nathan explodes... Relatable

[sakuralovespossums]

Thinking about yandere viking Toki who finds you during a raid on your village and instantly falls in obsession love.

He runs after you with a wide grin as you flee for your life, picks you up and hauls you over his blood-stained shoulder as you desperately kick and scream.

On the ship back to Norway, Toki happily speaks of what your new lives will be like once you’re wedded together. How he’ll provide for you, protect you and your children, love you forever and ever. You merely tremble in his crushing arms, being unable to understand his Norwegian tongue

[gearmarke]

Someone write this NEOWW!!!!

[mag--nesium]

thinking about this

[gearmarke]

Also super interesting, 토끼 (Toki) is also the Hanguk word for rabbit, which fits his optimistic personality well imo. We see a lot of rabbits in Toki's hallucinations during the infamous 'beat em up' scene as well as in other episodes with Toki as focus.

[draconicmoss]

Lifetime achievement- Brendon Small saw my Dethklok doodle page on Instagram and not only liked it but added it to his story for other people to see

I'm actually tweaking and bouncing around this is such high recognition for such silly drawings I'm crying!!! Thank you Brendon Small for not only putting together my favorite music but my favorite show!!!

[gearmarke]

Just had a borderline fever dream after passing out from a migraine?? I'm okay but I dreamt I was being rushed around backstage at a Dethklok show. I can still vaguely hear Charles' voice.

"Get her some ibuprofen."

Thanks for looking out for me subconscious Charles, who lives in my brain I guess?? Tf??

[finger-wizard]

my hands just arent workin with me tonight… 

[finger-wizard]

[gearmarke]

This would give Murderface such a god complex it would be another b plot to the episode lol

[gearmarke]

FALL MERCH DROP ON SHOPDETHKLOK.COM ‼️‼️‼️

[gearmarke]

Can we talk about Blood Ocean because Murderface got such a feature in the song and as the bass player he's always so upset that no one notices his parts in other songs because they're drowned out by everyone else but he is like the sour-faced little cherry on the Dethklok sundae that is Blood Ocean

[gearmarke]

I don't take credit for the video but I did edit Fansong Nightcore over it so you're welcome

[gearmarke]

Me when I suggest Dethklok as a music recommendation to someone and they spam text me their excitement on every song they're enjoying WELCOME TO SANCTUARY MY FRIEND

[ferrethuman]

DO YALL REMEMBER WHEN HE MADE THIS WEBSITE. UNPROMPTED. PURE HATRED IN HIS HEART. Please someone please tell me they remember this hatecrime.

[gearmarke]

Toki would 100% go to movie adaptations of video games and be SO happy with whatever he sees but Skwizgaar would sit there and nitpick the entire movie of details with cited references and sources like he wouldn't let ANYONE enjoy it.

Imagine Nathan and Pickles treating the guys to a movie, hell yeah let's go see five nights at Freddy's. And the entire time Skwizgaar is leaning over and whispering loudly.

"You guyze. Yous knows that night guards is supposed to bes Markisplier."

"Yea dood now shaddup we're tryna watch the movie."

"Matthews Lillard wasn't goings to does this role originskally buts he changed his minds when he learned mores about the stories."

"That's cupcakes wasn't on models the first times they made it, so this ams a second one."

"The Jim Henson companies mades these suits. The animascronics ams actuallies muppets-!"

"Ouh, wowies! They looks just likes in the video games!"

"What!! Freddie's Fazbears would have killed that's little girl! What the hell is goings on!"

I dunno the concept just sounded funny to me. William would 100% snap at everyone and get them kicked out though lol.

"If you guys don't shut up I'm going to BITE YOU IN HALF!! JUST LIKE THAT LADY!"

"The gap in your teeth's would keeps us alive."

"Haha yeah! We's could crawls out through that amount of space!"

[nechto221b]

[gearmarke]

Here guys, for my pickle lovers

[gearmarke]

I'll make a colored and more refined version of this and others for you guys lol