Your Favorite Bitch

lesbians <3

[sapphling]

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[dogpuppy]

I put this image through a couple of filters, left on the crust etc, then passed it to @gaycop who blasted it with radiation it seems, and now you all can hurt this image too.

[androcola]

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[wisedreamdelusion]

NICE STORY OR IMPROVE MORAL CATEGORY

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[graveyarrdshift]

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[eastermans-drafts]

throw fish into my enclosure and

we will let you our our

[mikiruma]

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

[mikiruma]

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

[eastermans-drafts]

I am going to shower you