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(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

hi! sorry if i Mislead you based on my profile picture being a Porygon2 but i am actually a human sorry. though maybe sometime I can get my Porygon2 (Pascal) to answer an ask.... :-) I think it would be funny. If they want. but i guess in my opinion.... it is so nice how people can Come together to make beautiful works of art and care for eachother and pokémon in such an Amazing way....... I do not know if that made much sense but yeah! :-) i do not see talking pokemon very often so it's nice to meet you!

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon

hey guys! Contrary to popular belief I am. Not dead. Thankfully. don't worry about it nothing happened in my absence i promise. asks are still open if anyone cares

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon #ooc:#i forgot about this blog. to Be fair. but im like a neurotic prey animal (pokemon?) ehen interacting witj people #i work better with asks though so come ask questions about pokemon or the lab or talk about shit Your characters doing. idk #im Mostly a deeply unserious person though Just saying . I'm less of a seruous roleplay guy and more of a fuck around and find out guy #also ooc asks are ok too if you wanna know more abt me! ill make a pinned post or something about mateo and his pkmn later

apologies for my extended absence at the lab. here are some updates

....I am. Unsure whether to evolve Pascal to Porygon-Z. They're indecisive theirself. I'll update if it does go through.

my new Iron Moth doesn't seem like they're going to any new homes, so I guess it's mine to care for. Hmm.

My Drowzee egg hatched a few days ago!

not many new discoveries yet but paradox pokemon are.... fascinating. My Iron Moth is completely different from any Volcarona I've ever seen. It also appears to be Fire/Poison of all things?

I will create a pinned post detailing some information about me and my pokemon to you all soon. Most of them have yet to be named aside from Pascal, and I have been busy. But I promise you will hear more from me soon!

asks are still open if you have any enquiries, whether it relates to me or other pokemon-related help.

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon #ooc:#sorry lol ive been busy w/ exams irl #and caught in a new hyperfixation (...on total drama of all things)#but yeah! mateo will return

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UPDATE. the new paradox pokemon is an arceusdamned IRON MOTH. also i have a drowzee egg now so thats new

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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTIOJ WHAT DO IRON MOTHS EAT

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THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR REPLIES my son (aforementioned iron moth) calmed down after i let them chill in the lab's backyard. silly thing was just cranky dw

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #ic:#going to get attached to this thing i swear #name suggestions open btw

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UPDATE. the new paradox pokemon is an arceusdamned IRON MOTH. also i have a drowzee egg now so thats new

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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTIOJ WHAT DO IRON MOTHS EAT

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl

realpokemon

fairly specific poll

3 or fewer degrees away from a legendary pokémon

never earned a pokémon badge

been hospitalized by a dragon type

had a long dream where you turned into a pokémon and did quests with a buddy

former family member is a yamask

childhood pokémon was a normal type + you were bullied for it

have eaten a ghost type

have beaten voltorb flip

two or more apply (tags)

none apply

Voting ended onApr 20, 2023

#pokemon #pkmn irl #ic:#multjple of these #ive been hospitalized by a dragon type before. garchomps with dragon claw do NOT fuck around #tbf the trainer did say she was acting aggressive and asked for my help (fatal flaw) (my expertise is not dragon types)#said garchomps aggression was from a malamar or something iirc idfk it was someone fucking around trying to be the next team plasma (failin #g)#still have the scar on my chest btw #childhood pkmn was a normal type (porygon) but i was NOT bullied for it because its porygon everyone here thinks porygons cool #have also never earned a badge but i want to someday

would anyone here on this hellsite be interested about the pokemon i have here at the lab. technically they all belong to me but most of the time they're out of their pokéballs since I don't usually need to transport them or anything but still!!!! there is a lot of them here. its like a sitcom

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #ic:#btw i also do foster mons here on occasion + take some in for research/recovery but those are temporary #and i can administer starter pokemon. technically.#most people go to junipers lab though and thats fair i trust her more than myself

UPDATE. the new paradox pokemon is an arceusdamned IRON MOTH. also i have a drowzee egg now so thats new

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #ic:#i swear to arceus im gonna have to ask for grants to expand the lab at this rate #the family is growing.#one day i will make a post detailing all the pokemon i have here but my partner is my porygon2 named pascal

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PARADOX POKEMON ARE REAL. NO FUCKING WAY. WHAT.

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I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE JOKING. but one of my lab assistants showed me a fucking IRON TREADS. ITS REAL. i apologize for my language and my extended absence but mother of arceus I need to lie down

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update. might have to care for one of them. i usually work independently (with occasional volunteers/ part time assistants) and not at a big lab company so im kind of. the only one here at least until I can sustain more than one person here. anyways i am very likely to foster one of these... "paradox pokemon" in the near future (someone found one and i dont think i can just give it to a trainer). wish me luck. i will update with what its species is accordingly

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon

life-of-kalos

Giveaway(?)

Easter is coming up and I've (almost) hit 100 followers! So as a little giveaway, any pokemon ask blog who reblogs this by Easter (4/9) will get a pokemon egg in their submissions!

Rules:

Have your submission box open

Reblog this post by 4/9

You don't have to follow me but it would be much appreciated

You are free to do what you want with the egg

#yknow what sure why not. i like taking care of silly beasts #in unovas time zone (UVT) its still technically the 8th so i win here

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PARADOX POKEMON ARE REAL. NO FUCKING WAY. WHAT.

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I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE JOKING. but one of my lab assistants showed me a fucking IRON TREADS. ITS REAL. i apologize for my language and my extended absence but mother of arceus I need to lie down

#pkmn irl #unreality #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon #ic:#i thougbt they were something that occult magazine made up for fun april fools things. but no. someone genuinely decided to mess with space #time and get those things to come to our time.

PARADOX POKEMON ARE REAL. NO FUCKING WAY. WHAT.

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon

HWTA THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!@

FUCKIGN SHIT

you people saying paradox pokemon are real must be fucking joking. what do you mean there's pokemon from the past and future in the crater in paldea stop listening to fake news

#pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #pokemon #ic:#i admit there are some oddities among pokemon but come ON people theyre so obviously fake.#stop falling for shit like this

fire-type-problems

reblog with your favorite noise your pokémon makes

#my porygon2 #(named pascal)#they make these little chiptune sounding noises that scratch that itch in my brain

apologies for my extended period of inactivity. completely forgot this exists (i have not left my lab in unova in 2 weeks)

#pkmn irl #unreality #irl pokemon #pokemon irl

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