Funky Town

I have been described as "very perforated."

[nether-demon-warthog]

hamlet, pray tell, what the fuck

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[jofiah]

It is your moral responsibility to throw bricks at cops and buy underwear with a cute little bow on the front

[femme-bo]

people will really have the gall to look me (Femme with a capital F, protector of butches) in the eye and say “well at least you’re not one of THOOOSEEE bull dyke lesbians”

n that’s when I pull the hammer out of my tote bag

[femme-bo]

evidence

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Thankyou for your service

[depsidase]

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[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[witdiseased]

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

[skeleton-richard]

[charlesoberonn]

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

[the-game-spirit]

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

[amegaotaku-hater-archive-deacti]

britain gay as fuck for naming a town “man chest”

[cryptidrights]

Can not BELIEVE you would leave this in the tags

[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[pictures-of-dogs]

the age old question

[needacupoftea]

[pictures-of-dogs]

[jergens]

what if a bear fucked me…

[whats-a-bear]

[cute-catts]

[greelin]

people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

[greelin]

love is everywhere brother. do not apologize for this

[depsidase]

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