Romans and countrymen please lend me your ears...

Hey! I go by Dannie or Sarah, either one works. This is a fandom, humor,beauty and misc blog, type deal. If you wanna talk, feel free to shoot me a message, cause I'd love to.

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[girlbossjodiarias]

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

[misslucigoosey]

the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.” why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like them, its okay

[killue]

why tha fuck so many porn blogs follow me…..wtf you tryna jack off to? my depression?? naruto? kermit the frog memez???.. what yhe Fuck

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[caitlinfrisk]

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

[punkasshunter]

Video game things I’m good at:

Knowing every obscure scrap of lore ever introduced

Being pretty bad at the actual game

[eleonoragiacoppo]

Routine

[karpetshark]

i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me

[uncletarby]

Holy hell do I feel you

[bumbleshark]

today mom asked “did you catch any pokemon today?” and this is so surreal, never did i think i’d experience this

[ink-pedia]

Pablo Puentes

[marinarachael]

[hazzmaattack-deactivated2020072]

George WashingDONE with your attitude

[prasejeebus]

“Britney, the lead single to your 9th studio album is out. Maybe you should promote it.” Britney:

[luuvbird-deactivated20140614]

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

[the-hero-dies]

[outofcontextarthur]

[agirlnamedally]

Buster is a true advocate for confidence and self love