A Somewhat Insecure King

-Lacey (she/her) -DCP 2021 -idk man, fuck my life, I guess

[probablyok1]

Was having an anxiety attack mid texting and was trying to convey that I might watch game changer. This is frying me

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[dogpuppy]

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[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[dogpuppy]

[obliteratedknees]

Paul is increasingly becoming a Little Alex Horne in the best way possible

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

[tinypaperwindmill]

@dropoutdottv make your TV app subtitles customizable and not exactly on top of the info banners please god

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself