La Chalupacabrita

This is where all my reblogs go...

[theweirdwideweb]

[kittyhalk]

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

[kittyhalk]

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

[kittyhalk]

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive on land is a gay tortoise

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[mobius-m-mobius]

A lot of people have talked about Benoit Blanc’s accent. Was he always going to sound like that, was that in the original script?

[mariacallous]

[angelmutual]

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

[thecottageinthedark]

#an interfaith family how cute !!!

[blondebrainpowered]

Leucistic Loon on a remote lake in British Columbia, Canada.

Photographer: Chris Whitty

[murrzbow]

[catboybiologist]

Shaved himb👍

[aropride]

????????????

[aropride]

[guerrillatech]

[shiftythrifting]

They banished Scarlet O'Hara to the piss orb

rest in piss

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

cursebearing hips

[socialistfremenist]

[cassiebnuy]

i hate holiday music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

[cassiebnuy]

its that time again

[targetedknowledge]

[existennialmemes]

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

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