rileygoldsteins:
“This is gonna sound uh, a bit WEIRD to ask but – could you taste this for me? I can’t tell if it has alcohol in it or not and honestly I’m trying to stay away from alcohol because I don’t need the whole Weasley-Potter-Delacour-whomever the fuck family see me drunk. Plus, one of my cousin’s just waiting to make me a meme and this’ll give her the perfect ammo. So, yeah, if you could please try this that would be super awesome.”
“Taste it for you? You’re right. It does sound weird but I’ma give you the benefit of the doubt because I trust you. However, I’m not sure why you are at a birthday party like this trying not to act up in front of the clan-- you don’t have to be drunk to make a meme. --But fine, I guess I’ll taste it just for you.”















