i won't hesitate bitch

i didn't do it

[alexeivtoroi]

Cameron Monaghan

[flomato]

the underworld || open

Flora had been at her new job for a couple weeks and she loved it more than she thought she would. The clientele didn’t mess with her because they knew she was Meg’s girlfriend, and she especially loved seeing her beloved every time she worked. Plus, the pay was far better than what she was getting at her old job. Flora finished wiping down a few tables before going behind the bar and pouring a couple shots of tequila for one of her tables. When someone sat at the bar, she smiled sweetly at them before speaking.

“Give me a moment to run this to my table and I’ll be right back.” Tray in hand, Flora emerged from behind the bar and dropped the drinks off before returning to her new customer, “Sorry about that, honey. What can I get for you?”

[lachmeup]

Lach probably occupied the Underworld ten times as much since Meg became in charge. Mostly it was to push her buttons, but sometimes it was for...other things. He liked to scope the people out, see who was worth fucking with or fucking around with. He almost didn’t hear Flora when she asked what she could get him and he raised an eyebrow at her.

“Really? I mean I know you work here but..I didn’t think you’d still be working here. Aren’t you Vampira’s bitch or something?”

[hadesaidoneus-god]

New Digs, New Gigs || Open

Meg had spent a little time at the career fair, but it wasn’t so much for herself as it was to check to make sure the representative she’d sent to stand for the club that was trying to recruit a few more servers and bartenders and dancers was actually doing his job. He’d been the one that showed the most promise and Hades had given him personal compliments before, which was a huge thing to get from the vampire. Meg was willing to put work into him and give him the responsibilities she normally would have been stuck with. She walked around for a little longer to try and see if there was anything that actually caught her eye. Lately, she’d been rethinking the way she wanted her life path to go, but she wasn’t sure there was much she could do at this point.

Sighing to herself, she checked at their booth briefly, picking up the resumes that had been dropped off so far before heading back to the office. As she looked over the papers in front of her, she recognised a lot of the names, which was expected, but that didn’t make it any less strange to be in this position. When she heard the knock on her office door, she placed the resumes back on the desk and looked up at the door, waving it open. “Come in, what can I help you with?”

[lachmeup]

Lach had spent way too much time looking for Meg. He figured if he was going to spend this much time at the stupid career thing, he should at least spy on the other businesses. He knew his life was set with Oogie but that didn’t mean he couldn’t have a little bit of fun fucking around with Hades or something. When he spotted no one at the booth he frowned, but was so determined to follow through with his plan that he decided to bug him at the source; his office. 

He was surprised to see Meg answering his knock and he smiled lazily at her. “Where’s daddy vamp? I wanna talk to him.”

[stayfocused-anna-deactivated201]

Anna had her headphones in, blasting whatever was streaming on the top 50.  It’s how she kept up with the music, and knew what would be playing at all the dances. At least she would offer her own little playlist.. half they time they were just ignored. Reaching into her purse she was waiting to cross the street, perfect chocolate snack time. “NO!” She screamed as she pulled her hand out, holding a melted chocolate bar. “It’s.. I’m heartbroken.” Catching someone looking towards her, and their lips moving she pulled a earbud out. “Sorry, hi. What?” 

[lachmeup]

Lachlan was in Adamsville because he wanted to mess with Barrel. It was supposed to be successful but he ended up not lasting even a minute before Barrel slammed the door in his face. So..he needed a new plan. He was just walking through town, no direction in mine, when he spotted that ginger girl again. Anna or Annabelle, he thinks her name was. He figured he could pull her hair or somerthing to fuck with her but she looked at him before he coulsd sneak it in. “I didn’t say anything, sweetheart.”

[vidiaprzyb-blog]

Vidia drew the short straw for who was going to handle the first shift at the Broom Magic and Making Specialization table. That meant they were trusting her to talk to students at the fair about the joys of broom making. Yes, splinters and blisters are fantastic. The smell of wood stain and water sealants make for an excellent perfume. Vidia liked her specialization but it was a back up to her true passion, Quidditch.

The thing about Vidia was, to the unsuspecting person, she was a legs-for-days modelesque beautiful young woman. Then she opened her mouth and any preconceived notion that you’re about to meet a sweet young lady is out the window. Which happened as she turned to face the person behind her, “The fuck you want?”

[lachmeup]

Lach didn’t giver a shit about this stupid career fair. As far as he was concerned, there was no booth that dealt with the shit Oogie had him do, and he knew that he was going to be working for Oogie until the day he died. So in the meantime, he was entertaining the idea of the fair to please his Professors and see who he could piss off.

He found a perfect target in Vidia. She was such a crude woman and it didn’t take much to annoy her at all. He had to be on his best behavior since they were at the school, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t sneak in some mischief. It just had to be discreet. “Relax, it’s just me. I was...trying to see if you wanted any help...with the booth?”

[muhfuckinboneboy-blog]

trick o’ fuck off | bach

@lachmeup

Barrel didn’t get many visitors, and when he did, he got in trouble. Now whether that was boss trouble or other trouble depended on the day - the noise complaints were dumb, normally. Barrel turned his shit off before he passed out, and he was always passed out by six or seven in the morning so people could do their dumbass day jobs in peace. Boss trouble was less fun. He had a few scars from boss trouble, and he had been wearing his headphones for his music, so when he heard footsteps outside his door he grew a little wary. He ran through the shit he’d done in the past few days, but none of it seemed worth a visit.

Anxiety or something like it rose up in his chest and he fixed his clothes, messed with his hair as he tiptoed over to the peep hole. It wasn’t until the doorknob started jiggling that he calmed down. He unlatched the deadbolt and swung it open, not bothering to look as he sighed out loud and sat back by his computer, letting the intruder intrude as he did best. “I thought you had practice or some kinda shit today.”

[lachmeup]

Lachlan would never admit this out loud, but he tended to visit Barrel almost daily at this point. He swears it’s to harass the poor Squib, give him something to look forward to in his day, but his reasoning is more selfish underneath the surface. Barrel was the one person who didn’t judge him for his actions and put up with his bullshit unfiltered. His apartment was also in the No-Maj town, so he could be somewhere magic-free and secluded enough. All Lach had to hope was that Barrel didn’t have any company over.

Not that he cared that much. Lach had only walked into Barrel in the middle of...fun times with a male stranger once. It was what he got for not locking his door. That being said, the fact that the door was locked this time pissed Lachlan off a little. It wasn’t like his visits were random. He swung the door open the moment he heard the deadbolt being unlatched and glared at the back of his friend’s head. “Not today. Besides, it’s not like I wouldn’t be here if I did anyways.” He locked the door behind them and sat on Barrel’s shitty bed. “So, Bobby boy, how’s your day been?”

[mabel-tablee-blog]

The night before was suppose to be magical, her crowning moment where people finally saw Mabel for the real queen she was. Hours were put into her dress, she figured he had a boyfriend, and .. she was the only runner for Queen that was shunned out in the dark. Well she was going to show them. Mabel had one of her sweaters crafted to perfection as always with a gigantic crown that had two different light settings. Chasing neon ones, and bright flashing ones. Walking down the halls she grinned as she caught someone’s attention. “I can crown myself, since our school likes to leave others out. This crown is a million times better though, look at the lights!” She shouted switching settings to the chasing ones. “Ha.. pretty spiffy, right?” 

[lachmeup]

Lach thought the night wasn’t too awful, despite the fact that was kinda pissy because of the crowning shit. He thought crowning a king & queen was stupid in the first place but then crowning like everyone but two people was just extra stupid. He thought they might as well have crowned the whole damn room and all of the ghost that lingered if they were going to be that extra. But that was last night, and today bred a new day of being pissed off. He must have been right about how awful it was to not crown two of the nominees because when he spotted one in question with a giant ass crown, he could only imagine how hurt her ego was. “Yeah that is mighty spiffy...” he deadpanned.

[lachmeup]

Kaboom || Lach & Aqua

[aquataatlantica-blog]

Aquata bit her lip hearing him and shook her head. “Fair enough and … thank you.” She hiccuped out softly. Before she could say much more she was letting herself moan against his lips with how he kissed her. Aqua didn’t even care she was still shirtless. She pressed against him as much as she could lacing her fingers through his hair. “Let’s get out of here , please?” She asked breathlessly looking up at him.

[lachmeup]

Lach nodded his head and maneuvered her so that he could pick her up properly. The first place he could think of taking her way a bathroom, so he went into whichever one, he couldn’t remember and placed her on the sink. “You okay with this?” he asked, his voice low. He didn’t let go of her, if anything his grip on her waist was harder than it was before. He was a selfish prick, but he wasn’t without his own morals.

[lachmeup]

Kaboom || Lach & Aqua

[lachmeup]

aquataatlantica:

Aquata made a small sound at how content she felt being held this tightly. It was the wrong hands, but it was still something. A touch she didn’t realize she’d been craving. Raising a brow she laughed . “That was a stupid ass line, Lach. Don’t ever use that again. If you wanted to kiss me again, just do it.. don’t be a little bitch.” 

Lach shook his head. “I ain’t doing shit without permission. What do you think I am? Some fuckin’ twat?” She gave the confirmation he needed though, and before she could answer, he pulled her in for a real kiss. It was messy and rough, and he finally felt like he wasn’t holding himself back anymore. He didn’t give a shit that people were staring, just that Aquata was into it.

[lachmeup]

Kaboom || Lach & Aqua

[lachmeup]

aquataatlantica:

Biting the inside of her cheek she didn’t want to show the amusement in her face as she was put in his lap. Aqua tilted her head to the side and let her eyes fall shut as her fingers tangled in his shirt to keep her from completely falling off him.  Biting into her bottom lip she couldn’t really hold in the sigh that left her. Or the way her body tensed under his teeth against her skin. Making a face as she sat up straight again she shook her head. “Maybe that’s what’s wrong with you.” Picking up his hand her blue eyes locked with his as she took his finger between her lips, her teeth nipping at the tip before she put some salt there to repeat the process slower this time, throwing back her shot she let a hand find the back of his neck and brought his lips to hers. “That’s about as much lime as I can take.” She commented on the taste still left on his lips. 

As far as Lach was concerned, the game was over. he was drunk enough to be sloppy, and boy was he going to be. He grinned eerily and held her tighter. “You got some drink on your face..” He leaned forward to kiss the corner of her lips. If she didn’t want him there, she could shove him away and that would be done. But he was impatient enough to try and find out. “Got it.”

[every1hasaweakness-blog]

Open

[lachmeup]

every1hasaweakness:

“Some in power might suggest it best that freedom be removed,” he said, mostly to test his reaction.

He tensed up a bit. “Yeah? Being forced to do and think like everyone else won’t bring peace either. Peace is just a fabricated concept to give people the will to fight towards something. People are incapable of it, whether they are free or not. Might as well just let them make their own choice to believe in the unattainable.” 

[every1hasaweakness-blog]

Open

[lachmeup]

every1hasaweakness:

“And you shouldn’t. They’re weak and corrupt. They say they want peace with the no-maj world but actually, they don’t want to take action. It’s disgusting really…”

“There’s no such thing as peace. Not as long as people have the will to think freely.”

[aquataatlantica-blog]

Bomb in a Bottle || Lach & Aquata 

@lachmeup

River - Bishop Briggs 

Shut your mouth, baby stand and deliver Holy hands, oh they make me a sinner Like a river, like a river Shut your mouth and run me like a river

Choke this love till the veins start to shiver One last breath till the tears start to wither Like a river, like a river Shut your mouth and run me like a river

[lachmeup]

Kaboom || Lach & Aqua

[lachmeup]

aquataatlantica:

Raising a brow she let him pull her closer though she kept her face blank. Even if she was drunk, Aquata was still competitive and stood her ground as the leader of things. Or at least she tried to. “What would you suggest?” She asked with a small tilt of her head. Laughing she shook her head. “I’m just getting started with you, Lach. Besides, it’s your turn isn’t it?”            

Lach could appreciate a good challenge. The more he drank the more impatient and handsy he got, sure, but above everything else he was competitive. “Yeah, yeah,” he drawled out, tilting her head back so that her neck was more exposed. He set her in his lap so that it was easier for him to place his lips on her neck, teeth grazing against her skin for a moment. He was pushing it, he knew this, but he wouldn’t be him if he wasn’t. So after teasing her for a few seconds he licked her neck slowly and repeated the process of putting salt on her neck, licking that, and downing the shot. He didn’t bother putting a lime in her mouth that time and sucked on a wedge he had nearby. “I think the lime is the best part.”

[lachmeup]

Kaboom || Lach & Aqua

[lachmeup]

aquataatlantica:

Aquata took in a small breath at the way he pulled her in. Some part of her craved the rough hands. Mostly because there was only one set of hands she would ever let touch her in a way that was soft , and filled with love. The rest were nothing but a touch. She made a face at the taste of the lime but let him do as he wanted. She nearly moaned out at the small bite he gave to her skin, but her teeth just sank in deeper to the lime before he took it. “Call me tits again and I’m pulling your balls.” Before he could say much more she was shoving a lime between his lips and pushed him into a bar stool. Taking the salt in one hand her tiny palms pressed against the top of his legs to part them as she wiggled between them lowering herself. With a small smirk she picked up his shirt and lined the visible  space between the joy stick and his belly button with her tongue. Just enough to have the salt stick Reaching up for shot she had it ready. 

Slowly she ran her tongue over the area again before standing to her feet as she kicked  back the shot and reached up for her lime. “God, the limes the worst part.” She grumbled as she spat it out. 

Aquata was shameless, and Lach would be lying if he said he wasn’t into it. Somehow the image of her spitting out a lime wasn’t completely disgusting and he went to grab her again, pulling her tiny body a little closer to his. “Why not switch to something else then?” He was pretty set on what he wanted to do now, but he wasn’t going to vocalize it. He got it if he got it and if he didn’t he found someone else later. Simple as that. “Are you already done? I was going to tell you to go for it again but if you can’t handle it...”

[lachmeup]

Kaboom || Lach & Aqua

[lachmeup]

aquataatlantica:

Her buttons were being pushed, and as much as she wanted to punch him in the face, she would be eating out of the palm of his hand. “At least I’m hot.” His words carved the hole in her chest deeper, and she was slowly starting to accept her spiral. “You’re a big boy, I didn’t assume I would have to hold your hand and show you how to work a woman’s body. “ Rolling her eyes let out a huff of air. “Keep taking your time and I’ll let someone else do it. I don’t slap, I punch. Now get to it before I put my shirt back on.” 

He rolled his eyes and roughly grabbed her by the hips. If she wanted him to be hasty, he would be fucking hasty. He tilted her back so he could pour salt on the area he stated he would and put the lime wedge in her mouth. The only thing he took his time doing was licking the salt off of her, biting her skin a bit before pulling away to down the shot and steal the lime from her mouth. He sucked on the lime and let her go as fast as he had grabbed her. “Your move, tits.”

[lachmeup]

Kaboom || Lach & Aqua

[lachmeup]

aquataatlantica:

Her jaw clenched slightly. “If you want to get hit , call me messy again.” She snapped out. Hearing him she rolled her eyes and gave a whistle over the bar before shrinking down from her stool to pull her shirt off leaving her in her bra. Looking towards the bartender she raised a brow. Aqua was learning when she could use her last name to her advantage, and taking a dive in the deep in seemed right. “You can start since you seem to be an expect at this.” 

He leaned forward a little. “You’re a hot mess, Aquata.” He dared her to. He wouldn’t be mad if she hit him right in the face. It would make shit harder for her in the end. His eyes roamed her body before shrugging. “I can do it anywhere?” he asked, before grabbing the salt placed on the counter. “Because I’m going to do it right there,” he said, a hand tapping right above her right breast. “I just don’t want to get slapped for it.”