“Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.”

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[simonsoys]

Happy New Year!

Go out and make some new friends in 2017!

[btshasgotnojams]

i’ve been waiting 12 months to post this

[bunney]

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

[teampunkrocket-moved-deactivate]

[tacaraco]

HAPPY NEW YEAR ２♡１９！

[goopyspacegirl]

1 hour and 30 minutes till the new year aaa

[ponpasta]

you ever just have u shoes untied to make a statement but end up tripping

[cocofinny]

uuh

happy new year  (´･ω･`)

based on this!

Bonus:

yes Lucy is the pet rock lol

[thebootydiaries]

this adorable little baby girl just looked at me and said “mama?” what a dumbass

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[painajai]

[birdpaladin]

🌻🌻🌻

[skullvis]

When you understand that kids and teenagers being salty about literary symbolic analysis comes from a very real place of annoyance and frustration at some teachers for being over-bearing and pretentious in their projecting of symbolism onto every facet of a story but you also understand that literary analysis and critical thinking in regards to symbolism is extremely important and deserves to be not only taught in schools, but actively used by writers when examining their own work to see if they might have used symbolism unintentionally and to make sure that they are using symbolism effectively:

[donitkitt]

tiny babie mikey n older leo being overprotective a loving bro

[donitkitt]

more babie mikey

[thelvadams]

y'all better go see Bumblebee, we didn’t wait 11 years for a good Transformers movie only for you all to not watch it

[buncha-bees]

Honestly

[creepyknees]

who else has been disproportionately upset for nearly a week now haha

[harblkun]

BACK AGAIN, EH? I SUPPOSE IT’S MY FAULT… I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT I WOULD MAKE YOU SPAGHETTI. IT’S ONLY NATURAL THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE ME… IN THE DIRE HOPE THAT I WOULD MAKE YOU SOME.