can i borrow banana

dream on, stupids!

[pjackk]

Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life

[phillip-bankss]

You never post yaoi anymore. You fell off

[yamuluv]

Featuring our new co-host, Mettaton! Live TONIGHT!!

[pissvortex]

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[papayajuan2019]

yep i do me

[greattitmouse]

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[weirdgirl247]

every year small towns and indigenous communities across canada are burnt to nothing by horrific wildfires and americans go on the internet to complain about it and blame us bc the smoke has spread to their state. i’m so tired.

go yell at mark carney or your own local politicians about climate change and urge them to do more to stop it. the namaygoosisagagun first nation had their community destroyed today. you can find a link to donate to them here. donate to your local food bank. go to the beach next week when the smoke clears and you don’t have to think about it anymore while the people who’s lives have been destroyed will have to pick up the pieces and try to move forward when we are already in a huge cost of living crisis across the country.

[weirdgirl247]

rbing with other places you can donate to to support those impacted by the fires!

true north aid (an organization aimed at providing support to remote/northern indigenous people in canada)

canadian red cross wildfire fund

ontario spca and humane society (links to their donate page specifically aimed at supporting pets and animals in areas impacted by the fires)

and the anishinabek nation’s page where you can donate to support the namaygoosisagagun nation who had their land destroyed by the fires is still accepting donations

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[laterkiss]

is this happening because i was born

[minionvoice]

Yobbing for my life…

[twpy]

x paranoia agent

[minionvoice]

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

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[zsnes]

their names are ass mcdougal dick piece of shit large muscle cock

[minionvoice]

Just Fuck of..

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume